fandomhigh | Sexual Education [07/20]

"So, in addition to straight-up intercourse - rod A into slot B, we all know the drill - there are things to add to the routine," Becky said without preamble. "There are toys, roleplaying and plenty of other additions to the fun."

She grinned. "So what we're going to do is I'm going to send you out today with something that one might find in a typical sexual toybox. Y'all probably heard about this workshop last session. Some of you probably saw the effects."

"Some of you will get toys, some will get costumes, some will get lotions...and I want you to come back next week and tell me how you used them." She shrugged. "Your choice as to how you use them, whether it be for sex or your own devious purposes."

"Oh, and we didn't do introductions last week," she said, "so we're doing that this week. Name, year, where you're from, and what you look for in your sexual partner of choice. After that, you'll get your assigned paraphernalia, and no, before you ask, no one can trade. ~~No, no, Pip and Phoebe. Not even you guys, who, yeah, I messed up on purpose because it's funny.~~ You can talk to each other about what you've been given, and test them out in class, but I want you to use whatever you're given at least once outside of class.

And, yeah, if you have questions or whatever, you can ask me or something," she said, shrugging.

[Remember last week, when you shouldn't have been reading class at work? Doubly so this week, and PLZ to not be clicking the links at work or school.

Also, guys, seriously? Becky DOES NOT CARE how you use what you've been given. I expect humor and lots of it.

Finally, ~~wait for OCD thanks~~ DONE.]

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Blair tried very hard not to fall off his chair while he looked at the vibrator. Knowing he was going to regret it, he hit the switch and watched as things that shouldn't really be rotating rotated.

"I'm never going to be able to look a rabbitt in the eyes again."

Lana tried not to stare at the vibrator. She smiled a little weakly at Blair. "Well, I'm supposed to try to make you blush, but I'm the one turning really red here."

"You're supposed to make me blush?" Blair tore his eyes away from the rabbit and looked at Lana.

Lana blushed even more herself. "Bel asked me to. Something about a bet?"

Blair grumbled a little, but smiled. "Yeah, it's the kumbayah bet. If I manage to make it through one class without blushing Bel has to sing."

"So what are you going to do to make me blush?"

Lana was very glad the bet had nothing to do with her blushing. "Um... ask you to demonstrate how your toy works?"

Blair took a deep breath and nodded. "I can do that. This is a personal bear repeller. With one press of the button the repeller emits vibrations and sounds that scare off polar bears."

He pressed the button and watched as the rotating things rotated and the vibrating things vibrated. "See, no polar bears within a 50 feet radius of this room."

Lana giggled. "Very... inventive. I can see that I'm totally failing in the blushing stakes here."

"If I can just make it through the rest of class, then I win!" Blair bounced excitedly. "Yay me!"

Lana looked at her feather duster and bit her lip. She really hated to let Bel down - and she could always try to help Blair not blush in another class. "I suppose I could always tell you stories about what Shep and I did with my personal version of this," she said, swishing it over the vibrator.

"Ack! No! Too much information!" Blair rocketed out of his seat and away from the duster, turning his face to hide a very bright red blush. Maybe if she didn't see it, it wouldn't count.

Lana giggled again. "Sorry, Blair, I had to do it. Maybe another time I'll try to help you not blush."

"Yeah, yeah." Blair grumbled teasingly.

Dawn stared at the rotating rabbit on the table, eyes wide. "Geez, no wonder Anya was afraid of bunnies."

"I'm kinda afraid of it too." Blair inched away from it and smiled at Dawn. "What did you get?"

Dawn showed him the tube, remembering Bel's message. "Erotic butter. See?" She opened it, swiped some off with her finger, then ran her finger across the back of her hand. "Wanna lick?"

Blair fell off his chair.

"What?" Smirking slightly, Dawn licked the back of her hand. She wondered if that counted as blushing. "It's not bad."

Blair just sat quietly on the floor, working hard on breathing. He had himself under control until he looked up and saw Dawn licking her hand. With a quiet "Meep!" he blushed bright red and sunk back to the floor.

Dawn crouched down, concerned. "You okay, Blair?"

"Did Bel tell you to...with the licking?" That wasn't nearly as squeaky as it could have been.

"Blushing, yes," Dawn admitted. "Licking, no."

"I am going to kill that guy." Blair grumbled as he climbed back into his chair. "You did a good job though."

"Thanks," Dawn said, blushing now. "I'm sorry, I didn't think you would have that strong a reaction."

"There was licking!" Blair said defensively. "You wouldn't have freaked if someone licked themselves in front of you?"

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