The Kludge's Guide to the Universe | Dangershop, Wednesday Afternoon (Week 2)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

Wednesday afternoon once again found Harper in the dangershop, with his feet up and a can of Sparky.

After the class had signed in and found places to sit or lean, Harper stood up. "All right, last week we studied team-building. Today comes the important collaterally to team building, a little thing I like to call threat recognition."

"Now you don't want any team you might build to be made of people who'll throw you to the Magog the first chance they get. Unfortunately, in this big, bad, universe, people don't go around wearing signs proclaiming their back-stabbing abilities. In fact they'll go to great lengths to hide it until they can take advantage of you. For example the hot babe charmed by your wit might really be a phase-shifting, tesseracting, servant of evil, or your ship's avatar's slimy new robot boyfriend might really be a psychotic High Guard warship, intent on wiping out all spacefaring life from the universe." Harper did not sound the least bit bitter of those two examples. Really.

"Clearly, if you want to survive, and not end up dead or worse, you have to find a way to uncover the level of threat someone poses to you," Harper said. "Which brings me to the lesson."

Harper fiddled with his remote and three people appeared at the front of the room.

The first was a furry, batfaced creature, with nasty sharp pointy teeth and large claws, dressed in a robe.

The second was a tall, muscular man with a stern expression, laden with weapons. An astute observer would have notice three nasty looking bone spurs sticking out of each forearm.

The third was…purple. And bouncy. With a forked tail.



"These are Rev, Tyr, and Trace," Harper said, pointing at each in turn. "Your job today is to determine who exactly out of these three is the most dangerous, and why."

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Comments

Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

Ask Tyr a question. He won't mind being bothered. And if he does, well, that's what safety protocols are for.

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"That's a lot of guns. Are you compensating for something?"

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

"You are even more suicidal than Harper," Tyr said, looking at Jamie in astonishment. "No, I am not."

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[multi-madrox.livejournal.com]

"Well why so many weapons then? Were you not hugged enough when you were a kid?"

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"How'd your arms get that big?"

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

Tyr blinked, and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Harper has infected them. They are that big because I have a stringent workout regime."

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

"That's what I thought," John says, trying to look like a professional sleuth. "I bet having muscles like that makes you really dangerous."

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

Molly asked Tyr the same question she'd asked Rev.

"Are you the most dangerous one?"

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

"More dangerous than any of my enemies have been," Tyr stated, his tone suggesting he was not bragging.

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[can_be_more]

"What sort of training have you had?" Aeryn asks.

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

"As a child I recieved the same training as any member of Kodiak pride would," Tyr replied. "After the Drago-Katsov's betrayal, I trained with whoever I could learn from."

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

"So. Of those two over there," JOhn said, pointing at the other two guests, "Which one would you say is more dangerous?"

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

"A Magog versus a little purple girl?" Tyr asked. "Isn't it obivous?"

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[janet_fraiser]

"Are you a human, or do you only look like one?" asked Janet.

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

"Neitzschean," Tyr replied. "Scientifically we're classed as human sub-species Homo sapiens invictus."

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

"Do you have a cause you fight for asides from the highest asking price?" asked Elizabeth.

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

"Revenge," Tyr replied blandly, before adding in a mutter. ""

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

"Why do you care what happens to Harper?" Sam asked.

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

"I don't care what happens to Harper...we're just shipmates, nothing mpore." Tyr wasn't babbling, he never babbled.

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron was eyeing the spikes on Tyr's arm. "Are those real?"

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

Tyr held his arms out and made his spikes raise. "Yes."

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[mmmanchovies.livejournal.com]

"You work out, don't you? I can tell."

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

"Yes."

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[thenamesxander.livejournal.com]

"Are you a 'fight first, ask questions later' kinda guy?"

Re: Q&A - Tyr (Kludge - Wk2)

[theharperisgood.livejournal.com]

"What kind of a strategy is that? You can kill your enemy much easier if you know him first."