fandomhigh | Sexual Education [07/13]

"Hi," Becky said, eyeing her class as they arrived at the campfire. There were tables scattered about - about large enough for two people to work together at one. "This is Sex Ed. I'm Becky. 'Ms. Vartan' will get you detention. 'Mrs. Bluth' or any variation thereof will get you shot."

"Anyway. Here is where we learn about those things between your legs, and how to use them. I only have one rule: Don't piss me off. You get to figure out what that means all on your own."

"So. First of all, I'd like y'all to fill out the info on those sheets," she said, gesturing to a stack of papers. "'Course, you can choose to leave things blank. I don't care. Just trying to get a feel for who I'm working with. Once you're done with that, we're doing the first of many, many practical lessons. You're going to be in groups of two and one group of three."

She read off the list. "Bridge and Belthazor, Nadia and Lana, Maia and Pip, Dawn and Sam, Phoebe, Blair and Samuel, and Seras and Demyx ~~who were ALWAYS HERE~~. Get behind a table with your partners. If I said your name wrong or you prefer something else, I don't care but you can tell me anyway, I guess."

Becky strode over to a table, upon which were four elongated balloons (the sort used to make balloon animals) filled with...something. The something was made quite obvious as Becky picked up a can of whipped cream and sprayed it into the balloon. She stopped and tied off the balloon so that it was about seven inches long, and filled with enough whipped cream that it was taut, just like the other five balloons.

"Our activity for today," she said as she walked around and set a balloon and a foil-wrapped Trojan Magnum (lubricated and ribbed, for her pleasure!) on each table, "is to get the condom on the balloon. Which seems easy...'cept that there's been a tiny hole pricked in each balloon, in the...head, as it were." Becky snickered. "If you're not gentle, you'll get whipped cream everywhere. Once the condom is on, you can test to make sure you did it right by squeezing the balloon, which is really just like a male climax, though whipped cream, as I've said before, tastes a hell of a lot better. Unless the male in question regularly drinks pineapple juice, or so I've heard."

[ooc: ~~First of all, wait for my OCD threads. OCD is up!~~ I lied, I know I missed at least one person. Secondly, needless to say, this workshop might not be the safest for work. :)

Note on the balloons: they're...to scale. Average size you would expect. And they're filled with enough whipped cream that they're soft but taut enough that they won't, um, lose shape, so to speak. Feel free to mod them as necessary, but keep that pinprick in mind!]

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"It didn't look that hard," Dawn took the condom. "I'm finding the actual doing to be much more complicated. There should be a book."

She inhaled, then exhaled. "You ready to attempt this and I apologize ahead of time if I fling this at your head?"

"Actually, the condom box should come with instructions. Um, for future reference," he said quickly, taking hold of the balloon again. "I'm ready, and prepared for any possible flinging."

"For future ref...you mean I have to do this again?" She looked horrified.

Trying to recover from that idea, she touched the condom to the end of the balloon and started to roll it back, holding her tongue between her teeth as she concentrated.

Sam gave Dawn a curious look. "If you're planning on ever having sex, I think it's safe to say you'll have to do this again," he said, watching her work.

"I could totally be a nun," Dawn decided, smoothing the condom slowly down over the balloon, eyeing the little hole carefully. "I bet I'd be a good nun."

"That's kind of drastic, don't you think?" Sam smirked, holding the balloon as carefully as possible, to keep from making Dawn think she was doing anything wrong. "I mean, aside from the uniform, I don't think nuns get to do a lot of evil ass kicking."

"They should," Dawn decided, happy she'd found a topic that wasn't about condoms or balloons. It made it easier to ignore what her hands were doing right in front of Sam. "They're like...I don't know, they're like these superpowered people with a direct line to goodness. Who'd make a better asskicker?" She hmmmed, then inspected her work, deciding she was finished. "Might help if I was Catholic, though."

"But nuns can only really pray to make you good. I think physical violence is against the rules. And yeah, I'm pretty sure the Catholic thing is a requirement." Sam's mind went to Dawn as a Catholic school girl before he could really squelch the thought, but thankfully, he managed to keep his imagination from going too far too fast. "Are you done with the condom?" he asked.

"I think so?" She looked at it warily. "You squeeze, and I'll watch?"

Sam opened his mouth, but really, there was nothing he could say that would be an appropriate response to that, so he closed his mouth again and just nodded, giving the balloon a squeeze.

"Hey, it worked!" Dawn sounded inordinately pleased with herself. "Maybe I don't have to join a convent after all."

"No, no convent for you." Sam laughed.

"Yay, us!" She beamed at him. "We have tangled with the demon prophylactic and emerged triumphant."

That got an even better laugh out of Sam. "And now we're both prepared to repeat the battle again later. You make a good partner." That last part? Definitely sounded better in his head.

"Thanks," Dawn said, trying not to think of who Sam'd be possibly heading into battle with. "You too, by the way," she said encouragingly, nodding, "I'd put a condom on a whipped cream filled balloon with you anytime."

Sam was fairly certain that he'd had enough conversations with Dawn to safely recognize that as a compliment. "Awww. Thank you."

Sexual Education [07/13] - Thursday Afternoon

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