Sexual Education [07/13] - Thursday Afternoon

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

"Hi," Becky said, eyeing her class as they arrived at the campfire. There were tables scattered about - about large enough for two people to work together at one. "This is Sex Ed. I'm Becky. 'Ms. Vartan' will get you detention. 'Mrs. Bluth' or any variation thereof will get you shot."

"Anyway. Here is where we learn about those things between your legs, and how to use them. I only have one rule: Don't piss me off. You get to figure out what that means all on your own."

"So. First of all, I'd like y'all to fill out the info on those sheets," she said, gesturing to a stack of papers. "'Course, you can choose to leave things blank. I don't care. Just trying to get a feel for who I'm working with. Once you're done with that, we're doing the first of many, many practical lessons. You're going to be in groups of two and one group of three."

She read off the list. "Bridge and Belthazor, Nadia and Lana, Maia and Pip, Dawn and Sam, Phoebe, Blair and Samuel, and Seras and Demyx who were ALWAYS HERE. Get behind a table with your partners. If I said your name wrong or you prefer something else, I don't care but you can tell me anyway, I guess."

Becky strode over to a table, upon which were four elongated balloons (the sort used to make balloon animals) filled with...something. The something was made quite obvious as Becky picked up a can of whipped cream and sprayed it into the balloon. She stopped and tied off the balloon so that it was about seven inches long, and filled with enough whipped cream that it was taut, just like the other five balloons.

"Our activity for today," she said as she walked around and set a balloon and a foil-wrapped Trojan Magnum (lubricated and ribbed, for her pleasure!) on each table, "is to get the condom on the balloon. Which seems easy...'cept that there's been a tiny hole pricked in each balloon, in the...head, as it were." Becky snickered. "If you're not gentle, you'll get whipped cream everywhere. Once the condom is on, you can test to make sure you did it right by squeezing the balloon, which is really just like a male climax, though whipped cream, as I've said before, tastes a hell of a lot better. Unless the male in question regularly drinks pineapple juice, or so I've heard."

[ooc: First of all, wait for my OCD threads. OCD is up! I lied, I know I missed at least one person. Secondly, needless to say, this workshop might not be the safest for work. :)

Note on the balloons: they're...to scale. Average size you would expect. And they're filled with enough whipped cream that they're soft but taut enough that they won't, um, lose shape, so to speak. Feel free to mod them as necessary, but keep that pinprick in mind!]

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Sex Ed Questionnaire [Session 2]

[lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com]

[C&P this (http://lesssexthanmiho.livejournal.com/3044.html) into this thread, please. And seriously, Becky really, really does not care if you fill it out completely. So if your character's uncomfortable, leave it blank.]

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire [Session 2]

[electric-sitar.livejournal.com]

Name: Demyx -- YES, that's my full name.

Age: 17 currently...I used to be older! What happened??

Height: 5'8"

If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: Handwavily traced; Demyx has long fingers *snerk*

First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): Well, when I was new to the Organization, I met Axel, and we really hit it off and just kinda became a Thing. And yes, he fucked me senseless, and yes, I liked it.

Sexual Preference: Considering all the girls I was around before were totally frightening (you've never seen Larxene, have you?), I'm very much into guys. I guess the right girl might be able to get through to me, but yeah, I mostly stick to guys.

Are you sexually active: Not lately, but I'd like to be.

Do you use birth control: ...?

If yes, what kind:

If no, why the hell not: ...What is it?


Do you find this survey invasive: Not really. I mean, we signed up for the class, right? Comes with the territory.

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire [Session 2]

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

1. Name: S.T. Anders
2. Age: 17
3. Height: 6'2"
4. If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: Anders's tracing kind of ran out of room.
5. First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): Hi, trying not to think about that right now.
6. Sexual Preference: Girls, but I make exceptions.
7. Are you sexually active: Ask my neighbors.
8. Do you use birth control: It's not really an issue at the moment unless Conner's not telling me something.
1. If yes, what kind: But I do use condoms.
2. If no, why the hell not:

9. Do you find this survey invasive: No, but I can think of a few things that would be.

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire [Session 2]

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

1. Name: Pip Bernadette
2. Age: 17
3. Height: 6'3"-ish, 6'4"-ish
4. If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: *handwaves*
5. First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): I was fifteen. She was eighteen. It was in a bar in Tokyo. I think it was a birthday present my grandfather bought me, but I've never been really sure.
6. Sexual Preference: Mmmm, vagina.
7. Are you sexually active: Not as much lately, no. This depresses me.
8. Do you use birth control: Yes
1. If yes, what kind: Condoms, generally. Available everywhere.
2. If no, why the hell not:

9. Do you find this survey invasive: Not really.

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire [Session 2]

[lovechildblair.livejournal.com]

1. Name: Blair Sandburg
2. Age: 15
3. Height: 5'5"
4. If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: Blair traced his hand and made it into a turkey. Because it's fun.
5. First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): Nadia kissed me when I told her I was dating other girls for scientific purposes.
6. Sexual Preference: I'm withholding my answer based on my current lack of research into all options.
7. Are you sexually active: No
8. Do you use birth control: No
1. If yes, what kind:
2. If no, why the hell not: See #7
9. Do you find this survey invasive: No, just uncomfortable.

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire [Session 2]

[demonbelthazor]

Name: Belthazor

Age: 21

Height: 6'2"

If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: *traces*

First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): Yes

Sexual Preference: Yes

Are you sexually active: Yes

Do you use birth control: Yes

If yes, what kind: Phoebe's on the pill

If no, why the hell not:

Do you find this survey invasive: Given the class it's pretty tame.

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire [Session 2]

[sensethevisions]

1. Name: Phoebe Halliwell
2. Age: 17
3. Height:
4. If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided:
5. First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): Yes
6. Sexual Preference: Cole
7. Are you sexually active: Yes
8. Do you use birth control: Yes
1. If yes, what kind: I'm on the pill
2. If no, why the hell not:

9. Do you find this survey invasive: Considering the school and the class? No

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire [Session 2]

[likethegun]

1. Name: Sam Winchester
2. Age: 14
3. Height: 6'0"
4. If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: Sam's tracing just barely stayed in the space. Darn those long fingers.
5. First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): A kiss from a girl I met at a motel where my family was staying. I was 13, she was 14.
6. Sexual Preference: Girls
7. Are you sexually active: No. Yes, of course.
8. Do you use birth control: Yes.
1. If yes, what kind: Condoms.
9. Do you find this survey invasive: Not as invasive as I was afraid it was going to be.

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire [Session 2]

[lovelylana.livejournal.com]

Name: Lana Lang

Age: 17

Height:5'4"

If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: [handwave, hee]

First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): I can't remember the first time. No, literally, I can't remember. First time I remember was this spring. Fooling around... first time was with Whitney, when I was 14.

Sexual Preference: Boys

Are you sexually active: Not at the moment

Do you use birth control: Yes

If yes, what kind: I'm on the pill and we use condoms.

If no, why the hell not:


Do you find this survey invasive: A little

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire [Session 2]

[nadiathesaint]

1. Name: Nadia Santos
2. Age: 16
3. Height: 5'4"
4. If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: [handwave, hee]
5. First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): um, Marco. Back of a warehouse, about . . . two years ago? We had to shoplift the condoms.
6. Sexual Preference: Males generally
7. Are you sexually active: Yes
8. Do you use birth control: Yes
1. If yes, what kind: condoms
2. If no, why the hell not:
9. Do you find this survey invasive: Not particularly. This is a sex ed class, after all.

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire [Session 2]

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

1. Name: Bridge Carson
2. Age: 16.
3. Height: 5'8"
4. If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: Bridge briefly wonders if tracing around a glove is cheating, but then shrugs and does it anyway.
5. First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): Room 614
6. Sexual Preference: People
7. Are you sexually active: Yes
8. Do you use birth control: No
1. If yes, what kind:
2. If no, why the hell not: Totally not an issue at the moment, dude.

9. Do you find this survey invasive: Not really.

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire [Session 2]

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Name: Maia Rutledge

Age: 18

Height: 5'7"

If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: [handwave, hee]

First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): Kissed a boy when I was 11

Sexual Preference: Both

Are you sexually active: Yes

Do you use birth control: Yes

If yes, what kind: One a day

If no, why the hell not:


Do you find this survey invasive: Nope

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire [Session 2]

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

1. Name: Dawn Summers
2. Age: 16
3. Height: 5'7"
4. If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: [handwave, hee]
5. First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): Kissing a vampire
6. Sexual Preference: Male
7. Are you sexually active: No
8. Do you use birth control: Yes
1. If yes, what kind: Abstinence (at least for the moment)
2. If no, why the hell not:

9. Do you find this survey invasive: Just embarrassing

Re: Sex Ed Questionnaire [Session 2]

[union-jane.livejournal.com]

1. Name: Seras Victoria
2. Age: 15
3. Height: 5' 6"
4. If you are male, trace your hand on the space provided: [handwave, hee]
5. First Sexual Experience (even if it's just a kiss): None.
6. Sexual Preference: Avoidance.
7. Are you sexually active: No.
8. Do you use birth control:
1. If yes, what kind:
2. If no, why the hell not:

9. Do you find this survey invasive: Somewhat, yes.