Talent Show, Fandom High Auditorium, Friday Afternoon, 07.07.06

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The all too familiar opening chords of Europe's The Final Countdown sounded and after a short delay for dramatic effect, GOB danced out onto the auditorium stage. He pulled blue and gold handkerchief chains out of both sleeves (which was difficult with a hand still in a cast) until the chains clearly met in the middle underneath his shirt. A large burst of smoke appeared on stage and when it cleared, the handkerchiefs had turned into two cages of doves. One of the doves fell over in the cage, choking on the smoke.

Over the next couple minutes he disappeared cards, linked and unlinked rings, and made his cast say "GO GREMLINS." It was slightly more impressive than should normally be expected from GOB.

When the music wound down, GOB stepped up to the microphone. "Welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and others. Today you will witness the finest example of amateur talent you have ever seen. Unless they suck. If they suck, you should make sure they know they suck. Not just today. Boo them this weekend, too. They'll deserve it for making me a liar."

"Anyway, let's hear it for today's acts!"

[OOC: Wait for OCD is up. Performers, please post in the thread named after you. Mod the Caritas Zombie Band at will. Audience, please stick to the Audience threads. And please don't react until the performer has performed. Everyone can post in the Talk to the Talent thread at the end.]

Comments

Re: Peter Griffin

[bigfat-peter.livejournal.com]

Peter came on stage wearing his usual white shirt and green pants. He looks seemingly innocent. Then the music to MC Hammer's "Can't Touch Me" comes on.

Ju-Ju-Ju-Ju Just like the bad guy
from Lethal Weapon 2
I got diplomatic immunity
So Hammer you can't sue.

I can write graffiti
even jaywalk in the street
I could riot, loot, not give a hoot
and touch your sister's teat

Can't touch me

Stop! Peter-time
I'm a big shot there's no doubt
Light a fire and pee it out.
Don't like it? Kiss my rump
Just for a minute let's all do the Bump

Can't touch me
yea do the Peter Griffin Bump
Can't touch me.

I'm presidential Peter
Interns think I'm hot
Don't care if you're handicapped
I'll still park in you spot.
I've been around the world
from Hartford to Backbay

It's Peter, go, Peter, MC Peter, yo, Peter
Let's see Regis rap this way.
Can't touch me.

He then points to the ladies in the audience. "Except the ladies. You can touch me."