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Sexual Education [06/29] - Thursday Afternoon

"Hi," Becky said shortly. "Anyone who mentions the radio on Monday gets detention."

She toyed with a lighter in her hands as she circled the campfire, seemingly bored. "So, sorry I wasn't here last week. Had some stuff to look into at home. Here's hoping you didn't torture GOB too much, and if you did, there's footage. This week, y'all get to do something fun. You get to learn about how to please one another in bed. Or up against a wall. Or on a table. Or the floor. Whatever strikes your childish little fancies."



Becky picked up what seemed to be a long, rolled-up piece of paper, and quickly unraveled it and held it up just slightly over her head, revealing it to be a life-size map of the male human body. She shoved the hand holding the lighter into her pocket, and came up with a large, black marker.

"All right. There are these things called 'erogenous zones,' which is really just a fancy word for those spots that tingle nicely when they're touched, either by yourself when you're alone and you think no one's watching, or if you get so lucky as to have a partner or several in your efforts. These are the erogenous zones on the male body - because yes, boys and girls, this is a map of a boy, not just a girl without boobs and with an inexplicable dangly thing down there."

She sloppily drew an arrow pointing to the man's...well, dangly thing. "Okay. The high point of stimulation - the pinacle of pleasure for a man, according to some - is the head of the penis. This? Most sensitive part of his body, and concentrating on it will alternately make things very nice for him, but very quick for everyone in general. Oh, and uncut guys have a more sensitive head, and sometimes need to be handled more...gently."

She drew another arrow pointing just below, to...more of the dangly things. "Scrotum. Sensitive, fragile, and capable of providing some of those amazing stars-behind-your-eyelids, can't-form-words-other-than-"Guh" orgasms, if handled correctly. Too much pressure? Hi there, pain. And ladies, don't believe anything guys tell you about how getting kicked in the balls hurts worse than anything women will ever experience. They're just being drama queens. 'Sides, getting kicked is nothing. Back home, castration is a fun Tuesday night activity."

She cheerfully drew two arrows pointing, in a vague sort of way, to the back. "The perineum and anus. The perineum is the little bit of skin between the scrotum and the anus, and there are about a zillion nerve endings there. Massaging it? Apparently feels great. Likewise with the anus, though that's one where guys, you really need to tell your partner, and vice versa, because so many girls I know have tried the finger-up-the-butt trick and gotten kicked out of bed 'cause the guy thought his masculinity was being challenged. So, rule of thumb, so to speak: When it comes to the ass, communication is key."

Oblivious to any blushing, snickering, or uncomfortable giggling, Becky went on, drawing two arrows pointing at the man's chest. "Nipples. Who doesn't love nipples, seriously? They're highly sensitive, and pretty much made to be sucked and nibbled on. Just remember to start out a little slower and work up to harder techniques, unless you're into roughness or whatever."

Becky set the map down on a table, and plucked up an identical roll of paper. She let it unravel, holding it up and revealing a Becky-sized diagram of a woman. "Bet you weren't expecting this to follow," she said sarcastically.

She cleared her throat, and without preamble, drew two arrows to the woman's breasts. "Breasts, tits, boobies, jugs, knockers - pick a name and stick with it. These are fun. Everything I just said about nipples applies here and possibly moreso. The entire breast is rich in nerve endings and all breasts have the same number of nerve endings. So, a gal with smaller boobs may experience increased sensations per touch. This results from a condensed amount of nerve endings."

She drew an arrow to between the woman's legs. "The clitoris," she started, smirking a little. "Lot of guys? Don't know this exists. Ladies, make sure any and all boyfriends, lovers, flings or customers know where it is, because this thing is just a bundle and a half of nerves. Women like different amounts of direct stimulation on it, because, of all things, bodies vary. Some women would shriek in pain if there was direct pressure applied to their clitoris; others would love it. So be careful."

She drew another arrow to what was essentially the same area. "G spot. We've all presumably heard about it. Anyone know what it is?" Becky didn't wait for an answer before continuing. "If a girl is lying on her back, then her Grafenberg Area, commonly known as the G Spot, is located roughly 1.5 inches inside her, on the upper wall. The best. Orgasms. Ever. Come from a woman having her G Spot stimulated. It's not often hit, but if you know what to look for, it's easy enough to find and stimulate, either manually or during intercourse."

And finally, she drew two arrows to the back. "And everything I said about the ass still applies to women. Hooray for everyone having at least two common zones."

Becky felt rather teacherly after giving that lecture, and frowned a little as she passed out the items of the day: feathers, candles (which she lit as she set them down), fingertip massagers and small sponges in wee trays of water.

"Okay. I just went over the basics," she said when all the materials had been passed out. "Or, really, I went over the stuff you can't play with in class. And the thing is, a lot of people tend to just go for the zones I mentioned. There are an easy half dozen points of interest on the human body - both models - that aren't, ahem, covered by your swimsuit area, so to speak. This class, I want you to find at least three of those zones, and to test out how they feel with the different effects of water, hot wax, tickling feathers and/or vibrations. Don't do anything that'll get me in trouble, guys. You know what falls under that heading and what doesn't, and anyone who pushes that gets detention. If you already know of some more innocent erogenous zones, more power to you and have fun. You can touch yourself, you can touch a friend, you can touch several. I don't care. You can't touch me, unless you ask very nicely."

[OOC: Wait for OCD OCD is up, play at will! Also, this is another one of those classes you shouldn't probably read at work. All info on erogenous zones, in case you get stuck, is taken from here and here. I stole the info but, um, Becky'd up the wording. And on that note, there's some crude descriptions of anatomy behind the cut, though I tried to tone it down where I could. :) And seriously, guys, for the activity, limit playing to ears, necks, belly buttons, lips - characters' comfort levels, and keeping things relatively clean are paramount here, omg.]

Re: Fidget, talk, giggle, etc. during the lecture [06/29]

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-29 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Pippi put her hand on his shoulder.

"No, that's okay, I'll talk to Veronica later." she said. "We're trying to figure out what caused this and if we can undo it. Have you tried any other ways to keep ghosts away?"

Re: Fidget, talk, giggle, etc. during the lecture [06/29]

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-06-29 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"Thanks," Tyler said, then briefly shook his head. "I haven't done anything, really. I heard to talk to Dean and to Jenny Calendar, but I haven't had the energy."

Re: Fidget, talk, giggle, etc. during the lecture [06/29]

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-29 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Pippi made a mental note to call one or both of those people after class possibly, and have them check up on Tyler. Because if he doesn't have the energy now, he may not be able to later.

"You really should give 'em a call or something... I think I may have a little Chinese dojigger that you put on your door to keep ghosts out. Would you like to barrow it?"

Re: Fidget, talk, giggle, etc. during the lecture [06/29]

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-06-29 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"I should," Tyler agreed. It didn't sound like he was going to do it. As an afterthought, he added. "Jamie Madrox has some idea about exorcisms. But-" he shrugged. "it's Jamie."

"I can try the dojigger. Alec would appreciate it, anyhow."

Re: Fidget, talk, giggle, etc. during the lecture [06/29]

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-29 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Jamie's exorcism would probably include sock puppets." she said with a smile.

Re: Fidget, talk, giggle, etc. during the lecture [06/29]

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-06-29 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Tyler nodded. "And possibly interpretive dance. But it's worth checking into."

Re: Fidget, talk, giggle, etc. during the lecture [06/29]

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-06-29 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
"If nothing else, it would be good for a laugh huh?"

Re: Fidget, talk, giggle, etc. during the lecture [06/29]

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-06-29 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Tyler nodded. "And god knows I could use one."