Summer Shenanigans, June 3, 2026

[sith_happened]

Anakin was back in the park, surrounded by stations.

The good news was that none of them looked messy.

The bad news was that his shirts this week were especially hideous.

"Today you will complete seven tasks," Anakin yelled through his megaphone. "When you touch a task envelope in any way, you must complete it before looking inside another envelope. Fastest wins! Listen for your names:

Stark
Steve R.
Vi
Hannibal
Henry
Steve M.
Jonathan
Aphra
Rey
Flint
Sairis."

Comments

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[thatsmysword]

"Right, no looking a gift horse in the mouth and everything, but..."

Apparently even Henry had found his limit.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[fears_no_one]

"There's whatever the fuck these are?" Flint finished for him.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[thatsmysword]

"I may have seen something like it in a book once?"

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[fears_no_one]

Flint had zero idea what the shirts had on them. "Terrifying horse thing?"

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[thatsmysword]

"I don't think it's a horse," Henry said pensively. "Some kind of pig?"

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[fears_no_one]

"Horse-pig," Flint said, squinting as he thought about the terrifying crime against God that breeding experiment must have been.