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Sera grinned.

"Give me time. I did get the drop on you with a pillow, after all."

Nadia aimed for Walter's other side while he was distracted with Seras.

Pippi poked at the back of his head as well.

Butlers only have two hands after all.

Walter twisted to grab at Pippi's hand, since he didn't have any niggling feelings of guilt with her. At least none that were recent, and the others were Not To Be Thought Of.

"This is some sort of female conspiracy now."

"We're the Alliance of Three Beautiful Girls."

"He knows to much now!" Pippi cried in mock concern as she pretended she couldn't get her hand free from Walter's grasp.

With her free hand, Seras grabbed another fish stick and brandished it at Walter's throat.

"Unhand her, you brute. Or I'll scuff your shoes!"

"She's fighting dirty now." Hopefully this was cathartic for his friends, because Walter was going to put up with it.

"Less chatting, more unhanding."

Nadia poked away with abandon. "Unhand, or I'll give you sleeping pills and we'll recruit you to the Alliance."

"We may also shave your head and paint you purple. Depending on our mood."

Walter decided that the best defense, when confronted with three poking girls, was to poke back. So he poked Seras on one side and Nadia on the other, having to tolerate Pippi's head poking as the price one paid.

Seras squeaked and dropped her fish stick, not seeing where it landed.

She aimed a few pokes of her own while both Walter's hands were occupied.

Why poke his head when she could grab his hands so he can be poked more freely by her allies?

"Free at last!"

Seras gave a trimphant cry and began to poke in earnest.

"Victory to the TBG!"

Since she was already sitting, she couldn't drop to the floor, which was probably a good thing. So Nadia just squeaked and kept poking, aiming for spots she knew were ticklish.

Restrained by Pippi and poked on both sides, Walter was forced to do something decidedly unbutlerly.

He giggled.

Seras observed where Nadia was poking Walter and tried to see if those spots were as effective on her side of the butler as well.

"Do you yield, sir?"

Between giggles, Walter got out, "Never!"

Nadia scowled playfully as she continued poking.

Secret weapon time.

The lobster noise came out decidedly mournful at the fact that Walter wasn't going to yield.

That wasn't fair.

"Yield." Giggle. "I yield!" Giggle. "No fair."

Seras wrinkled her nose.

"You ought to copyright that noise. I think it could be used to subdue rioters. Using the proper megaphone, of course."

Nadia lobster noised cheerfully at Seras.

"With the antennae, I could create world peace."

Seras winced.

Then laughed.

"Lobstertopia," she said, recognizing the noise from when Walter'd demonstrated some of the creature languages he'd learned.

"We would have to name the Capital in Anna's honor."