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Try Not to Die, Monday, May 18, 2026
Anakin and Ahsoka were in front of the Portalocity market with sunglasses, hats, and sunscreen for the class. Because safety first when trying not to die. "Are you sufficiently prepared for this first adventure?" Anakin asked, looking the class over. "Possibly."
"In any case, we'll be easing you into it." You know, for somewhat deranged Jedi standards of take it easy.
"Nothing will be trying to eat you today, which is more than generous," said the man with a lava river.
Ahsoka debated how reassuring pointing that there probably wouldn't be anything trying to eat them most weeks would actually be.
"We are going to Madagascar today," Anakin said while Ahsoka pondered. "It's that big island on the map near the continent of Africa. Put on your sunscreen, and your hats so we can find you."
The hats were various shades of highlighter green and orange.
It wasn't hard to guess who had chosen them.
He had an aesthetic, it was true. "Don't get lost. We'll see you at the final meeting point," Anakin said.
"In any case, we'll be easing you into it." You know, for somewhat deranged Jedi standards of take it easy.
"Nothing will be trying to eat you today, which is more than generous," said the man with a lava river.
Ahsoka debated how reassuring pointing that there probably wouldn't be anything trying to eat them most weeks would actually be.
"We are going to Madagascar today," Anakin said while Ahsoka pondered. "It's that big island on the map near the continent of Africa. Put on your sunscreen, and your hats so we can find you."
The hats were various shades of highlighter green and orange.
It wasn't hard to guess who had chosen them.
He had an aesthetic, it was true. "Don't get lost. We'll see you at the final meeting point," Anakin said.
Re: Roadblock!
and may have even accidentally picked up a side quest along the way.On the other hand, he did have a number of pleasant conversations and made it to the end of the staircase with a free piece of fruit of some sort, so it wasn't a full loss.