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Hellu stoodents! Unuzeer Mundey, unuzeer chunce-a tu see-a my beooteeffool fece-a. Und guud noos! Des Schneetzel is beck!

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Feeshsticks

-Cheeckee Nooggets

-French Freees

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[nadiathesaint]

Nadia came in with a gosling on her head and a cat at her heels. The gosling was sitting regally, the cat was licking his chops.

Nadia looked rather tired.

She grabbed a whole lot of everything, found a seat, and started breaking apart about half her food for the gosling and the cat.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi, still with the ears and the tail, flounced into the caf with Mr. Neilson. She seemed to be in a very good mood.

"Hey Nadia! Hey Pip!" //Greetings Blue-Adorable-One!//

[nadiathesaint]

"Honk."

"Hey Pippi."

//Greetings, braided-haired-human. You are looking much lovelier today than usual.//

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi paused as he looked at Pip!gosling sitting on Nadia's head.

"I'm sorry Pip but you're just adorable!"

//Thank you Blue-one. You flatter me. I bet you say that to all the superiorly transformed humans.//

"I took a shower." Pippi bragged to Nadia sitting down next to her.

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia blinked. "So did I. Pip tried to follow me."

Pip honked again, and Nadia gave him some french fry.

Furrball licked his chops and gave Pippi a kitty grin before returning his attention to his fishsticks.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Oh how cute!" Pippi's human-brain said.

Meanwhile, her cat-brain was sulking and muttering about how Nadia didn't appreciate what a hardship it was to not be able to lick oneself clean. Instead having to brave the evil wet-stuff-that-shoots-from-the-wall.

[nadiathesaint]

"I let him swim in the sink so he wouldn't actually try to shower with me." Nadia offered Pip another french fry. "As angry as he was last night, he seems to have settled in a bit, now that he realizes that he can get me waiting on him hand and foot."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"We could take him out to the pond and see if one of the ducks will adopt him." Pippi joked.

Mr. Neilson hopped over to Pippi's other shoulder nearest Nadia and regarded Pip with interest.

[nadiathesaint]

Pip honked and raised himself up on Nadia's head and flapped his tiny wings.

"I'm not sure he likes that idea," Nadia said with a laugh. It was amazing how quickly one got used to having a baby goose on one's head.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi has her cam corder out and managed to catch the adorable tantrum for posterity.

"Oh he's so precious when he's angry!" she squeed.

There's a pause.

"... Sorry." she said putting the camera down and turning her attention back to her lunch. "You know I wasn't serious Pip, don't get your down all up in a bunch."

[nadiathesaint]

Pip honked indignantly and settled himself back into his regal position on Nadia's head. He honked again.

Nadia rolled her eyes and gave him another french fry. "Keep this up, buddy, and you'll end up with fat goose hips,"

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi decided against making any jokes about there being plenty of time for him to fatten himself up for Christmas. Electing instead to hand a fry of her own off to Mr. Neilson so he wouldn't be left out.

"So, what are your plans for today?"

[nadiathesaint]

"Probably just hanging out and watching TV with a goose on my head. Do you know if Pip has any workshops today? I should go talk to his teachers, too, if he does."

[ranma-sao.livejournal.com]

Ranma is walking in when he sees a cat AND a cat.... girl? He quivers and backs away quickly.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Hi Ranma!" Pippi wave to him and then squeed in surprise as Furrball made a flying leap at the one-eyed gosling on Nadia's head (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomhigh/890063.html?thread=43718351#t43718351).

[ranma-sao.livejournal.com]

"H-Hi Pi-pipi..." He's shaking a bit as he waves.

[nadiathesaint]

The cat runs straight for Ranma with the one-eyed gosling honking and running after it, and Nadia trailing behind.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Mr. Neilson scurries between Nadia's feet trying to catch up to the cat and the gosling.

Pippi is not far behind Nadia.

[ranma-sao.livejournal.com]

//Oh my god!// He's too scared to talk in english. He bolts full speed away from the kitty.

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia tripped over Mr. Neilson and went sprawling. "Dammit, Furrball! Pip! Get back here!"

She was the worst gosling sitter ever.

[ranma-sao.livejournal.com]

RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN!

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Mr. Neilson made an alarmed screachy noise as he desperately dodged Nadia's feet. And then made an even louder one when he zigged at a time he should have zagged and the very tip of his tail was momentarily smished when Nadia began to loose her balance.

Despite this, he kept after the other two animals.

Pippi, unfortunately, attempts to catch Nadia and doesn't do so well. She tumbles and skids across the ground in the direction Ranma went.

[nadiathesaint]

Furrball, oblivious to the chaos left in his wake, continued to flee the kung-fu gosling. Life just wasn't fair, sometimes.

But there, up ahead, running away, was a human who maybe could help. Furrball sped up and ran after Ranma.

[ooc: feel free to lose the kitty, if you like.]

[ranma-sao.livejournal.com]

Ranma is cornered by the cat and petrified. He pushs both hands against the walls and whimpers, twitching with fear.

[nadiathesaint]

This human was no help at all! Furrball swerved away from Ranma, heading for the stairs instead.

Pip honked and flapped after him.