sith_happened: (Anakin: *is not buying this*)
Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2025-09-23 10:44 am
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Diplomacy, Tuesday, September 23, 2025 [2nd period]

"There are holidays approaching that promote time with extended family," Anakin began from where they were all seated around an ornate dining table where an older woman and man also sat, dressed up. "These are my in-laws," Anakin explained. "Well, copies of them. I didn't kidnap them from Connecticut and make them attend class today. They are a very particular type of relative, though: the sort that will deliberately misunderstand everything you say."

As if to prove Anakin's point, the woman looked deeply insulted. "It's fine that our son-in-law doesn't want to spend time with us."

"Exactly," Anakin said, with an "I told you" expression to the rest of the class. "But dumping cranberry sauce on her head and stomping off, however momentarily satisfying, doesn't actually fix a long-term problem. I will have to see her next Thanksgiving, too. And the one after that."

"No need to sound so excited about that."

Ahsoka, who had been watching all this with great amusement, cleared her throat. "Situations like these require a delicate touch," she said. "Calling out such behaviour will likely make it worse, with them viewing it as an attack. But going along to get along runs the risk of using all your emotional energy to soothe theirs, because you will never be able to abase yourself enough to avoid their bad faith."

"And that just ruins the pie," Anakin said, nodding. "So today we will practice disengaging."

"Thy will be looking for a response," Ahsoka told them "So do your best not to give them one."
mustbeawitch: (well all right then)

Re: Listen to Lecture

[personal profile] mustbeawitch 2025-09-23 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, please. Lydia was related to her mother, Mr. Collins, and, by marriage, Lady Catherine de Bourgh. You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised her, Anakin's mother-in-law.
Edited 2025-09-23 15:14 (UTC)
fears_no_one: (steady)

Re: Listen to Lecture

[personal profile] fears_no_one 2025-09-23 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, Flint had dealt with his share of tableside verbal battles and at least no one here was wearing a horrifying wig.

Flint was focusing on that and not on how he'd thrown Lord Alfred Hamilton out of his own home. (Even though he'd completely deserved it.)
Edited 2025-09-23 15:24 (UTC)
mostnonheinous: (righteous)

Re: Listen to Lecture

[personal profile] mostnonheinous 2025-09-23 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Billie's grandfather thought she and her father were both useless layabouts (until he got sent to Hell after being murdered by a time traveling robot, anyway). She knew how to handle tough relatives!

Actually, speaking of. Anakin seemed like exactly the sort who would have access to a time traveling robot.