Anakin Skywalker (
sith_happened) wrote in
fandomhigh2025-06-18 10:14 am
Summer Shenanigans [Wednesday mid-morning]
When the poor schmucks Fandom arrived in the park on Wednesday, they would see four wooden rafts, big enough to each hold four people (or Muppets), bobbing on the pond. In the center of each raft was a metal bucket full of objects. Some were balloon-shaped, some were ball-shaped, others were clearly shoes. One looked suspiciously like Intern Porg.
(Do not throw Intern Porg.)
"We're doing a balloon-ish toss!" Anakin announced. "Pick an object, toss it to your teammate on the next raft over. Do not miss or break the object! Fastest team to get all the way around the circuit wins."
He grinned. "Powers may be used today, and there are plenty of objects in the buckets. No one says you have to only toss things at your own teammates."
Sometimes Anakin just liked to watch the world burn.
"Listen for your names!"
TEAM COWBOY RACCOONS
Gray
Steve R
Eleanor
Vi
TEAM FROGS
Thor
Beaker
Flint
Belle
TEAM COW-TOPUS
Henry
Stark
Steve M
Luma
TEAM SAXY CROCS
Stewart
Mariner
Quinn
Steph
(Do not throw Intern Porg.)
"We're doing a balloon-ish toss!" Anakin announced. "Pick an object, toss it to your teammate on the next raft over. Do not miss or break the object! Fastest team to get all the way around the circuit wins."
He grinned. "Powers may be used today, and there are plenty of objects in the buckets. No one says you have to only toss things at your own teammates."
Sometimes Anakin just liked to watch the world burn.
"Listen for your names!"
TEAM COWBOY RACCOONS
Gray
Steve R
Eleanor
Vi
TEAM FROGS
Thor
Beaker
Flint
Belle
TEAM COW-TOPUS
Henry
Stark
Steve M
Luma
TEAM SAXY CROCS
Stewart
Mariner
Quinn
Steph

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Dooooown!
"I think you mean my winnings." Though really they were both going to win in the end.
Re: Voluntolds, Come on Dooooown!
"Sure," Steph replied. "We can just say that."
Because nobody was really losing here, unless you asked Saffron.
Re: Voluntolds, Come on Dooooown!
"Because it's true."
Re: Voluntolds, Come on Dooooown!
"Do you see me arguing?" Steph asked, holding both hands up.
Re: Voluntolds, Come on Dooooown!
"If we were arguing there'd be a lot more sexy wrestling and pinning."
The narrative would tell Steph to enjoy that insight, but she probably would.
Re: Voluntolds, Come on Dooooown!
Oh, she would. And she was.
Re: Voluntolds, Come on Dooooown!
"Lucky us."