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fandomhigh2025-05-21 11:14 pm
but_mostly_america) wrote in fandomhigh2025-05-21 11:14 pm
American National Park Tours with Sam Eagle, Thursday 5/22, period 2
Once again, Sam had his class assemble outside Portalocity.
“Today we shall be traveling to St. Louis” he said. “In Missouri! To Gateway Arch National Park, the smallest National Park! Come along, through the portal, quickly now.”
Because it took so long to get this very large class through a portal, obviously.
Once everyone was assembled with a view of the arch itself, Sam began to speak again.
“This park was established in 1935 as the Jefferson National Expansion Memorial. To celebrate westward expansion! It was given its current name in 2018. If you would like to learn more, and I recommend you do, there is an entire museum to visit! You can also, of course, ride a tram to the top of the arch.” And back down again, too!
“I also recommend visiting the Old Courthouse. A building of much historical import!”
“Please, explore the park. Do not venture into the city itself. If you miss the return portal you will be on your own.”
Sam would absolutely leave you here. Without hesitation.
“Today we shall be traveling to St. Louis” he said. “In Missouri! To Gateway Arch National Park, the smallest National Park! Come along, through the portal, quickly now.”
Because it took so long to get this very large class through a portal, obviously.
Once everyone was assembled with a view of the arch itself, Sam began to speak again.
“This park was established in 1935 as the Jefferson National Expansion Memorial. To celebrate westward expansion! It was given its current name in 2018. If you would like to learn more, and I recommend you do, there is an entire museum to visit! You can also, of course, ride a tram to the top of the arch.” And back down again, too!
“I also recommend visiting the Old Courthouse. A building of much historical import!”
“Please, explore the park. Do not venture into the city itself. If you miss the return portal you will be on your own.”
Sam would absolutely leave you here. Without hesitation.
Talk to Sam [5/22]
But why would you want to talk him, you weirdo?