Sam Eagle (
but_mostly_america) wrote in
fandomhigh2025-05-21 11:14 pm
American National Park Tours with Sam Eagle, Thursday 5/22, period 2
Once again, Sam had his class assemble outside Portalocity.
“Today we shall be traveling to St. Louis” he said. “In Missouri! To Gateway Arch National Park, the smallest National Park! Come along, through the portal, quickly now.”
Because it took so long to get this very large class through a portal, obviously.
Once everyone was assembled with a view of the arch itself, Sam began to speak again.
“This park was established in 1935 as the Jefferson National Expansion Memorial. To celebrate westward expansion! It was given its current name in 2018. If you would like to learn more, and I recommend you do, there is an entire museum to visit! You can also, of course, ride a tram to the top of the arch.” And back down again, too!
“I also recommend visiting the Old Courthouse. A building of much historical import!”
“Please, explore the park. Do not venture into the city itself. If you miss the return portal you will be on your own.”
Sam would absolutely leave you here. Without hesitation.
“Today we shall be traveling to St. Louis” he said. “In Missouri! To Gateway Arch National Park, the smallest National Park! Come along, through the portal, quickly now.”
Because it took so long to get this very large class through a portal, obviously.
Once everyone was assembled with a view of the arch itself, Sam began to speak again.
“This park was established in 1935 as the Jefferson National Expansion Memorial. To celebrate westward expansion! It was given its current name in 2018. If you would like to learn more, and I recommend you do, there is an entire museum to visit! You can also, of course, ride a tram to the top of the arch.” And back down again, too!
“I also recommend visiting the Old Courthouse. A building of much historical import!”
“Please, explore the park. Do not venture into the city itself. If you miss the return portal you will be on your own.”
Sam would absolutely leave you here. Without hesitation.

Sign In [5/22]
Re: Sign In [5/22]
Re: Sign In [5/22]
Re: Sign In [5/22]
Explore the Park [5/22]
And, you know, don’t forget the gift shop or the other gift shop in case you need some souvenirs.
Re: Explore the Park [5/22]
She would skip the trip to the top of the arch, thank you, but she did want to wander the grounds a little and poke around the gift shops for maybe funny things to pick up for Kamala and Luma while she was here.
Re: Explore the Park [5/22]
Talk to Sam [5/22]
But why would you want to talk him, you weirdo?
OOC
Which is weird because I am currently up late.