http://blonde-doctor.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] blonde-doctor.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-05-30 09:15 am
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First Aid, 5/30, Session 2

Elliot waited for the class to assemble and then began her lesson. A variety of handouts described the conditions she named.

"Hey. You guys did great in a tough situation last week. I was really impressed by the emergency management skills you showed."

"This week, we're getting into the nitty-gritty of emergencies affecting the respiratory system, which is how you breathe. You need to breathe so your body can convert oxygen in the air into the oxygen that fuels your body. The most common emergencies involving breathing are choking and near-drowning, but people may also stop breathing because of allergies or asthma. And then there's hyperventilation, which is usually psychosomatic. Not fun, but psychosomatic. About all you can do to stop that is try to take deep breaths."

"Today, I'm going to have you practice the Heimlich Maneuver and rescue breathing. Heimlich hurts like a bitch if you do it right -- seriously, you need to squeeze so hard you think you might break the person's ribs. So practice it on the danger-shop generated people in that room. If you know how to do it on an adult, try it on one of the babies or pregnant women."

"After that, pair up and go practice rescue breathing. You can make your own pairs for that. And, guys, there's nothing gay about it, even if you are afraid of boykissy."

"Oh, and one more thing? Last week, I didn't really do introductions, but I probably should. Tell us your name, age, any experience you have with first aid, and if there's anything weird about your physiology that I might want to know for this workshop. If you aren't comfortable saying it out loud, come see me after the session."

"And finally, the rules; one absence is totally fine. Two unexcused absences, and you get detention. So show up."

"That's it, guys. Go for it."

[OOC: OCD's up. Pretend I used the introductions thread instead of sign-in on purpose. We have 15 people in this class -- if anyone is hanging on the rescue breathing as of tomorrow morning, they'll get to work with either Elliot or one of the multipliers. Also? If your character has a truly major problem with the rescue breathing exercise, please let me know in the OOC thread.]

Re: Rescue breathing

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-05-30 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Think of England? I'm supposed to be unconscious, not in a coma," Jamie said as he laid down on the ground.

Re: Rescue breathing

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-05-30 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Walter made a face at Jamie and knelt by his side. "Don't insult the homeland of someone who is about to 'save' your life." Or at the very least engage in something one step removed from boykissy.

Re: Rescue breathing

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-05-30 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fine. I'll think of Germany," Jamie said with an eyeroll. "Can we get this over with please?"

Re: Rescue breathing

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-05-30 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
That earned a scowl. "Shut up and look unconscious."

Re: Rescue breathing

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-05-30 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Fine."

Jamie shut his eyes and began to thing of Germany. Lederhosen. Horst Kohler. Schnitzel.

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles...

Re: Rescue breathing

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-05-30 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Professional mode here because Walter's wasn't about to do something uncomfortably like kissing Nadia's roommate.

Head? Tilted.
Nose? Pinched.

And...

Walter firmly reminded himself that Jamie was going to die if he didn't get some air and pinched his nose closed to give him five full breaths of air.

There was absolutely no tongue involved and might have taken less than the ten seconds it was supposed to.

Re: Rescue breathing

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-05-30 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Jamie opened one eye. "Okay, hot stuff. I'm alive. Thanks."

Re: Rescue breathing

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-05-30 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"Uh huh." Walter stood up and straightened an imaginary crease in his trousers. "You say that now, but will you respect me in the morning?"

Re: Rescue breathing

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-05-30 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"Depends if I'm getting breakfast or not," Jamie snarked back.

Re: Rescue breathing

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-05-30 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"You have to do more than just lie there to get breakfast." Walter said and pulled out a stick of gum, since he wasn't going to get away with a post-not-kissy cigarette.

Re: Rescue breathing

[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com 2006-05-30 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sorry but your breath of life was not enough to derail me from my thoughts of lederhosen. You'll have to do better if you want a reaction out of me."

Re: Rescue breathing

[identity profile] walter-n-wires.livejournal.com 2006-05-30 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"That would require my wanting a better reaction out of you, and while I like guys, you aren't my type."