fandomhigh | Modern Kitchen Basics; Monday, First Period [03/24].

"I've realized," Ignis admitted, "as I was going over my thoughts on what we haven't covered yet in this class, that I may have skipped right over a common staple in many kitchens simply because they are not devices I myself tend to use often, and that is the humble toaster and its counterpart, the toaster oven. And, as with many of these appliances and devices, the name is a good deal indictive of its purpose: to toast things, using radiated heat. They are often times notorious for being fickle and imprecise devices, varying wildly from product to product, although with a bit of practice and familiarity, one often can manage to know the precise conditions to produce a perfect slice of toasted bread with a beloved toaster.

"Of course," he continued, with a wave of his hand as he ushered in what should be quite obvious to them by now, "a toaster can be used for more than just toast, and a toaster oven opens the door to a myriad of other possibilities, and we will be exploring our options in today's class. But let us first discuss how a toaster works before we start getting into exactly what to use them for."

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In addition to the usual hows and whys and what-fors, Ignis will also cover common mistakes.

Three guesses why he feels it necessary to particularly emphasize that if something gets stuck, not to stick some sort of utensil into the device, ohgods, do not stick something that doesn't go into the toaster into the toaster, please and thank you.

And now it's your turn to figure out your toasters! Try to get what you definite as your perfectly toasted slice of bread, and once you feel like you've got a handle on that with the variety of toasters and toaster ovens available, you can perhaps explore some of the less conventional things to toast in them, too!

And, at this point, if one of the things you decide to toast is a knife, then you have no one to blame but yourself.

Who has, indeed, avoided any mention of so-called toaster pastries in this lecture, of course.

Contender for saddest/most hilarious actual recipeh in the game, tbh....

Modern Kitchen Basics; Monday, First Period [03/24].

Sign In - MKB, 03/24.

Re: Sign In - MKB, 03/24.

Re: Sign In - MKB, 03/24.

Listen to the Lecture - MKB, 03/24.

Class Activity: Toasters! - MKB, 03/24.

Talk to the Teacher - MKB, 03/24.

OOC - MKB, 03/24.