The Great British Bakeoff! Only American! Wednesday, February 12, 2025

[heroic_jawline]

"Unfortunately, Tony had a board meeting he couldn't get out of this morning," Steve said, "so you only have me today."

"First I'll judge your marzipan ring...stacks." Thor wasn't here to help with pronunciation today, so Steve decided to just not try. "Then we'll get into some retro bakes."

Because Tony also wasn't there to stop him!

"Our Signature challenge will be a highly decorative Jello mold filled with your choice of sweet or savory items," Steve said, so earnest despite being so diabolical, "and our technical challenge is the Spam and Fruit Cocktail Party Loaf."

Steve, why.

"And your take-home assignment is to come up with your most creative Midwestern dessert salad! It'll be fun."

It'd be something, all right.

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Show off your Showstopper!

[heroic_jawline]

Your marzipan ring stacks!

OOC: RNG says:
Hannibal Lecter
Kitty Pryde-Barton
Nell Ingram
Yelena Belova
Vi]

Re: Show off your Showstopper!

[throughaphase]

Kitty's unpronounceable marzipan thing didn't look perfect, but it tasted good.

"I maybe honed a lot of frustration into this," she explained.

Re: Show off your Showstopper!

[heroic_jawline]

"You are married to Barton," Steve teased. "That has to be frustrating."

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[throughaphase]

Steven. This week.

"I can go places you don't want to hear about with that answer," she warned.

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[heroic_jawline]

Steve turned bright red. "Please don't."

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[throughaphase]

"That's why I warned you," she said.

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[heroic_jawline]

"I appreciate the warning," Steve said, still blushing.

Re: Show off your Showstopper!

[mylandmyrules]

Nell had not done as well with the marzipan, unfortunately. Plus she'd been very distracted in the evening once Gladio came home, so it definitely wasn't her best work.

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[heroic_jawline]

"Did Gladio help this week too?" Steve teased.

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[mylandmyrules]

Nell blushed a red deeper than maraschino cherries and couldn't quite manage to meet Steve's eyes, even as she laughed a little nervously. "He, well... we... last night, um..."

She waved her hands around hopelessly. "I had trouble focusing."

Would that do?

Re: Show off your Showstopper!

[heroic_jawline]

Oh, very much.

"Going around this week," Steve said.