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So You're New to the Multiverse....; Friday, First Period [01/10].
Summer had the class meet in the danger shop for their first class, although if anyone immediately associated that with something thrilling and exciting, boy, were they about to be disappointed! Because they were walking into a room that looked almost exactly like any other classroom in the school, because Summer still thought that would never stop being hilarious. There was, however, one small different they may have noticed, should they glance out the windows, where the landscape of the island looked positively prehistoric, and the occasional dinosaur that would stomp or fly by would only enhance that impression.
But that wasn't important right now. What was important was the teacher at the front of the classroom, leaning on the desk and waiting for everyone get settled and looking almost a little excited because her roster offered a lot of variety that was going to make this class very interesting.
"Hi, guys," she greeted, when it was time to get started. "Welcome to the class. I'm Summer, I'm going to be your teacher, and this is So You're New to the Multiverse, an exploration of what it's like to start grasping the concept of a multiverse and living in it, especially in the context of residing in a multidimensional nexus that seems to really expand the possibilities. However, to know where we're going, we first need to take a second and think about where we've been, and I don't just mean that as a way to make the standard introductions class sound more important than it really is. But, like, it is actually important in this class, because we're all coming from pretty different places and levels of experience with this kind of thing. And I actually do want to be helpful and not throw anything at you that's too mid or too mind-blowing, you know?
"So today, that's mostly what we're going to be focusing on. I want to go around and start up a discussion about where you're from, your experiences with the multiverse so far, if any, and what you're hoping to gain from this class. If you're in this class because our administrative moose has a weird sense of humor, well, hopefully you'll end up thanking the moose because you'll have....well, I'm not going to promise a good time, but I will promise an interesting one.
"And while we chat," she continued, moving a little off the desk to gesture toward the snacks that were cluttered on top of it, "I've brought in some snacks. If I'm not mistaken, I don't think many of you are actually from this world, or even a world like this one, so the weird cognitive mind-fuck of brands that are just slightly off from the ones you're used to might not be as effective, but I've scored us a bunch of slightly-off brands from a few different dimensions to enjoy while we talk. Like, how about some Conka-Cola instead of Coke! Or Prongies instead of Pringles. McDougal's burgers instead of McDonald's. That kind of thing. Because sometimes, it really is the little differences that can drive you crazy about another dimension, while if it's a big difference, it's actually easier, because it's not challenging your current perception of what to expect from something like a name brand."
She waved her hand a little, shaking her head.
"But I'm getting ahead of myself. If you want some snacks, help yourself, and once everyone's ready, we'll get into finding out where everyone's at."
But that wasn't important right now. What was important was the teacher at the front of the classroom, leaning on the desk and waiting for everyone get settled and looking almost a little excited because her roster offered a lot of variety that was going to make this class very interesting.
"Hi, guys," she greeted, when it was time to get started. "Welcome to the class. I'm Summer, I'm going to be your teacher, and this is So You're New to the Multiverse, an exploration of what it's like to start grasping the concept of a multiverse and living in it, especially in the context of residing in a multidimensional nexus that seems to really expand the possibilities. However, to know where we're going, we first need to take a second and think about where we've been, and I don't just mean that as a way to make the standard introductions class sound more important than it really is. But, like, it is actually important in this class, because we're all coming from pretty different places and levels of experience with this kind of thing. And I actually do want to be helpful and not throw anything at you that's too mid or too mind-blowing, you know?
"So today, that's mostly what we're going to be focusing on. I want to go around and start up a discussion about where you're from, your experiences with the multiverse so far, if any, and what you're hoping to gain from this class. If you're in this class because our administrative moose has a weird sense of humor, well, hopefully you'll end up thanking the moose because you'll have....well, I'm not going to promise a good time, but I will promise an interesting one.
"And while we chat," she continued, moving a little off the desk to gesture toward the snacks that were cluttered on top of it, "I've brought in some snacks. If I'm not mistaken, I don't think many of you are actually from this world, or even a world like this one, so the weird cognitive mind-fuck of brands that are just slightly off from the ones you're used to might not be as effective, but I've scored us a bunch of slightly-off brands from a few different dimensions to enjoy while we talk. Like, how about some Conka-Cola instead of Coke! Or Prongies instead of Pringles. McDougal's burgers instead of McDonald's. That kind of thing. Because sometimes, it really is the little differences that can drive you crazy about another dimension, while if it's a big difference, it's actually easier, because it's not challenging your current perception of what to expect from something like a name brand."
She waved her hand a little, shaking her head.
"But I'm getting ahead of myself. If you want some snacks, help yourself, and once everyone's ready, we'll get into finding out where everyone's at."

Sign In - SYNttM, 01/10.
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Listen to the Lecture - SYNttM, 01/10.
Also, no one tell her that Hydrox is actually not actually just a weird other-dimensional version of Oreo.
She is interested to see if anyone even notices that the coffee she brought is not coffee at all, but caf. It's a whole thing.
Re: Listen to the Lecture - SYNttM, 01/10.
The "coffee," however, did not seem to be any different than what he was currently trying to get used to in this reality.
Class Activity: Introductions - SYNttM, 01/10.
"So, anyway, yeah, your turn. Let me know who you are, where you're from, your experience thus far with multiverses, and anything else you might think is relevant and we'll work from there!"
Re: Class Activity: Introductions - SYNttM, 01/10.
"I am Lord Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III of the Royal House of Whitestone, located on the continent of Tal'Dorei in a world known as Exandria. My only experience with the multiverse might be my recent journey to the Feywild, though I believe that realm is more a separate dimension adjacent to my reality rather than an alternate version of Exandria. I chose to take this class of my own accord. It was not influenced by any four-legged member of the Cervidae family. Having recently found myself stranded in this reality, I hope to learn more about the multiverse, particularly since Ms. Smith has already been quite helpful during my time here on the island."
He gave another slight bow before resuming his seat.
Re: Class Activity: Introductions - SYNttM, 01/10.
Whether it had been intentional or not, there was clearly one thing, at least, that Percy seemed to have down paf, and that was the idea that a little extra flattery thrown Summer's way was rarely a bad idea, and she placed a hand to her chest with a pleased beam at that last part.
"Thanks, Percy! I hope I can continue to be helpful throughout the class, too! And, like, neighbor realms and pocket dimensions within other dimensions are really interesting, too, but not quite as wide-spread as alternate dimensions. Tell me a little bit more about this Feywild. What were some of the biggest differences you noticed between it and your Exandria?"
Re: Class Activity: Introductions - SYNttM, 01/10.
And then there was Garmelie. Don't even get Percy started on Garmelie.
Re: Class Activity: Introductions - SYNttM, 01/10.
"I mean," she said, wryly, but also in a tone far more fond than her reference points deserved, "we've all been there, haven't we? It sounds really interesting, though! You'll have to let me know if anywhere we go for the class feels similiar."
Or maybe she could see if that was an option in and of itself....
Because that was a great idea, right??
Re: Class Activity: Introductions - SYNttM, 01/10.
So naturally it's a fantastic idea.
"I will be happy to provide you any feedback on any of the realities we visit," Percy replied.
Because he would probably offer his opinion to anyone if they asked for it or not.
Re: Class Activity: Introductions - SYNttM, 01/10.
She did not stand or bow. Sorry, Lord Percival lots of other names she couldn't remember.
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Give her a second while she tried to think of literally anything she might know about the 1810s....
"IDK, Napoleon was, like, tall or Hitler was actually good art or something."
Re: Class Activity: Introductions - SYNttM, 01/10.
A pause.
"As opposed to 'this universe where Gotham doesn't even exist'."
Re: Class Activity: Introductions - SYNttM, 01/10.
"Hi, yeah, that's me," she said. "I'm actually from Seattle, too"--well, the suburbs--, "and we don't have a Gotham City. Not that I know of. I mean, geography never been my strong suit, but I'm pretty sure don't. I have heard of it, though!
"What are you a doctor of, if you don't mind me asking?"
Although being an astronomically hotter redhead and a PhD was just so not even fair, Pamela!
Re: Class Activity: Introductions - SYNttM, 01/10.
"Phytochemistry," Pam said, leaning back in her seat. "Plant chemicals."
Talk to the Teacher - SYNttM, 01/10.
OOC - SYNttM, 01/10.
On the other hand, that means I have to go back to work.
Sigh.