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fandomhigh2024-12-17 10:58 am
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Ethics, Tuesday, December 17, 2024
We're having a practical exam today," Anakin said from the front of the class where he was keeping a wary eye on a clearly irritated Alot of Holiday Annoyances, which was covered in twinkly lights and emanating the distinct hum of Mariah Carey's "I don't want Alot for Christmas" (which was, frankly, hurtful to the Alot's feelings).
"It's all very good to consider the ethics of violence in the abstract," Ahsoka spoke with the serenity of one who did not celebrate the local holidays and more importantly was able to opt out of dealing with them. "But sometimes you have to deal in the concrete. The concrete and angry."
No, the Alot of Holiday Annoyances did not want to play Whamageddon, it had a noise sensitivity.
"This, as you might've guessed, is Alot of Holiday Annoyances, and they only get more powerful and irritated as the season progresses. How should we deescalate?"
"After all there are many kinds of negotiations," Ahsoka said with a beatific smile.
"Do not kill the Alot," Anakin added.
Could holiday annoyances ever really die?
"It's all very good to consider the ethics of violence in the abstract," Ahsoka spoke with the serenity of one who did not celebrate the local holidays and more importantly was able to opt out of dealing with them. "But sometimes you have to deal in the concrete. The concrete and angry."
No, the Alot of Holiday Annoyances did not want to play Whamageddon, it had a noise sensitivity.
"This, as you might've guessed, is Alot of Holiday Annoyances, and they only get more powerful and irritated as the season progresses. How should we deescalate?"
"After all there are many kinds of negotiations," Ahsoka said with a beatific smile.
"Do not kill the Alot," Anakin added.
Could holiday annoyances ever really die?
Negotiate with the Alot!
Re: Negotiate with the Alot!
Maybe it just needed some quiet time! Or something more substantial than cookies to eat!
Re: Negotiate with the Alot!