fandomhigh | The Various Gods & You, Monday, First Period

There was a pony in the classroom. Of course.

Don reported to Jane, "Thor says it's a mighty creature." And well might Thor say so, because look at it. Look at it. In its little sweater.

Jane sighed and couldn't really disagree with it. Because look at that pony. "They weren't meant to be part of class, but they keep wandering in--"

Just then, another pony clomped it's way into the classroom in a festive sweater, looking for treats.

"--but here we are," she finished.

"Sometimes gods have animals associated with them," Don mused, and, sure, let's go with that. "Like Thor has a sled pulled by goats, in some myths. Or Loki, um...actually we're not gonna talk about Sleipnir. And some gods are animals. Probably not these ponies, though. Hey, buddy," he said to the pony he somehow found himself petting.

"Odin has ravens. Hela has a giant wolf," Jane listed off. "How about we come up with animals you'd want to be associated with if you were a god."

"'Ponies in sweaters' is an acceptable option," Don told the class.