Fandom Library, Wednesday, November 27th

[afraid_of_marshmallows]

There were turkeys in the Library today. Multiple turkeys. Singing turkeys. Singing turkeys with choreography.

Arden watched the madness in front of her with something akin to horrified fascination. She wasn't even nauseated by the mention of eating turkeys the way she'd normally be - too busy trying to figure out if she was having some kind of episode.

"Eat me!" a turkey warbled at her.

"...You know, I almost wish the gremlins were here instead," she muttered, putting a book in front of her face and trying not to look up again.

Except, sadly for Arden, this wasn't a performance. No, that was for tomorrow. This was their rehearsal.

Before the afternoon was over, she would come to dread the words, 'Let's take it from the top!'

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Re: Talk to the Aide

[afraid_of_marshmallows]

"Why does the tree get knocked down?" Arden asked, eyeing him.

Re: Talk to the Aide

[napking]

"Because my brothers are buttholes," Gray complained. "Bellamy and Castor got into it and started wrestling, and they fell into the tree. On Christmas Eve. I was gonna beat 'em up," sure, Gray, "but then I got sleepy, so I told Galen to do it, and then Alastair sent us all to our rooms to cool down. And then Raiden brought everyone cookies and we put the tree back up."

The end, except for the part where Castor spent most of the next several days frantically searching the internet for replacements for the ornaments that had gotten broken to try to get back in Gray's good graces. (You couldn't just buy a sexy reindeer merman anywhere, you know!)