Dr. Donald Blake & Thor Odinson (
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fandomhigh2024-11-25 08:35 am
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The Various Gods & You, Monday, First Period
Just one person at the front of the class today, and it wasn't the god of thunder. (Ha.) Instead, you got Don, beaming at his phone as he swiped through the pictures of tiny Thor Liliana had sent him.
When he noticed that the gang was all here, he put the phone away and said, "Good morning. Jane had to deal with a thing." He had not been apprised of what the thing was, but also considered it not his business. "So instead you get me, and I thought we could talk about whether you've ever considered what the gods were like as children. Thor turns out to have been surprisingly difficult to keep alive...or maybe I shouldn't have been surprised. Some gods were maybe never children to begin with, of course, but most of them were born in some fashion, which means they were, so...yeah. What would those tantrums look like?"
I did not have tantrums.
"I wasn't talking about you."
When he noticed that the gang was all here, he put the phone away and said, "Good morning. Jane had to deal with a thing." He had not been apprised of what the thing was, but also considered it not his business. "So instead you get me, and I thought we could talk about whether you've ever considered what the gods were like as children. Thor turns out to have been surprisingly difficult to keep alive...or maybe I shouldn't have been surprised. Some gods were maybe never children to begin with, of course, but most of them were born in some fashion, which means they were, so...yeah. What would those tantrums look like?"
I did not have tantrums.
"I wasn't talking about you."

Talk to Don
"No. Look, you have chocolate on your face in this one."