The Various Gods & You, Monday, First Period

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"This week we want to talk to you about what you should do if you, as a mortal, are faced with the possibility of getting involved with the gods," Don told the class. "And, uh, we came to a pretty clear conclusion." He glanced over at Jane. Take it away, god of thunder!

"Don't. Maybe don't?" Jane ventured. "It's a lot."

Her words were underselling it, but her expression? Less so.

Don nodded his agreement. "Just don't," he said. "You never know what's going to happen. You could become an actual god." He gestured to Jane. "You could be erased from reality entirely." He gestured to himself. "You could be impregnated by whatever Zeus decided to be that week. So just don't." To Jane, he added, "Present company excluded, of course."

"Not planning on going anywhere near Zeus," Jane replied, still iffy on if he was real back home or not. "So, that's the solid advice we're giving you all this week. Even if they're really nice and good looking. Remember the risks involved."

Hopefully no one had seen Thor shirtless to ruin this entire lesson.

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Involved with a god

Listen to the Lecture

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A couple of hypocrites give advice that either comes too late or is going to be roundly ignored.

It's sound advice, though, is the thing.

Discuss!

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"What do you think the risks are of getting involved with gods as a mortal?" Don asked. "What are the pros?"

He was a little scared of how Dean if he was present was going to answer.

Talk to Jane & Don

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They're here!

OOC

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Do as they say, not as they do.

Or don't do as they say, either. They can't control you.