Archery Workshop #1, 5/23, Danger Shop, Afternoon

[deadly_little]

As the students entered the Danger Shop, set up like a standard classroom for today, they were greeted by a diminutive, black-and-white Japanese girl in a silk robe, perched on a corner of the teacher's desk munching on a chocolate chip cookie. Next to her were a stack of handouts, a sign-in sheet, and a tray of assorted cookies from Jeff, God of Biscuits.

Written on the board behind the desk was, Sign in. Take a handout and a cookie. Direct any questions to the instructor. Behave. Or else.

Miho studied her students with a critical eye, trying to determine which of them were most likely to shoot one of their classmates by accident or try to take more than one cookie.

Comments

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Duh." Parker looked up from her handout with a grin. "But she might not kill you right away, you know. She might answer the question, *then* kill you."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"The relavent part of that sentence being 'kill you'," Dean pointed out.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"True. But never mind. I think Sam's going to ask. If she kills him first, then we won't have to worry about you." Parker grinned at him.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean looked over at his brother, but Sam didn't seem like he was about to do anything particularly stupid, at least right that second. "Sammy's brighter than that," he told Parker with as much confidence as he could project.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"I'm sure he is." Parker nodded like she totally, totally didn't believe that.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

This was getting faintly ridiculous. "And besides, Molly just asked a question and there was no bodily injury."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"She must be in a good mood today. Probably just sizing us up." Parker cocked her head. "Or maybe she knows that Molly is invulnerable, so there would be no point." She grinned.

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Tell me truth. You're just taking this class in the hopes of getting to see some carnage."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker chortled. "That, and the ability to sneak up on my boyfriend and freak him out."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

Dean smiled slightly. "You can sneak up on him when everyone is watching the carnage?"

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"See, I like this plan. He's already worried. I figure by the end of the summer, I'll have him so spooked he'll never do anything I don't like."

Re: Talk Amongst Yourselves

[saltandammo.livejournal.com]

"Whatever works for you, I guess."