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fandomhigh2024-09-27 09:19 am
stykera) wrote in fandomhigh2024-09-27 09:19 am
Food Field Trips, Friday 9/27 2nd Period
“Today,” Stark said once everyone was assembled at the customary meeting spot at Portalocity, “we’re going to Idaho to visit the Idaho Potato Museum.”
Because potatoes were wonderful, okay?
“Where they ‘ strive to educate people about the Idaho Potato and the Potato Industry.’ I’m not sure why Idaho potatoes are different than any others but perhaps the museum will tell us. The claim is that Idaho is the ‘potato capital of the world’ so that must mean something? I’m not entirely certain where Idaho is, either, but the portal will take us there so I don’t need to.”
Putting a lot of trust in those gnomes, Stark.
“So, let’s go to Idaho. And learn about why their potatoes are so wonderful and about potatoes in general, I suppose. And we’ll eat some potatoes. Of course.”
What kind of a monster would take people to a museum about potatoes that didn’t serve potatoes?
Because potatoes were wonderful, okay?
“Where they ‘ strive to educate people about the Idaho Potato and the Potato Industry.’ I’m not sure why Idaho potatoes are different than any others but perhaps the museum will tell us. The claim is that Idaho is the ‘potato capital of the world’ so that must mean something? I’m not entirely certain where Idaho is, either, but the portal will take us there so I don’t need to.”
Putting a lot of trust in those gnomes, Stark.
“So, let’s go to Idaho. And learn about why their potatoes are so wonderful and about potatoes in general, I suppose. And we’ll eat some potatoes. Of course.”
What kind of a monster would take people to a museum about potatoes that didn’t serve potatoes?
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