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Food Field Trips, Friday 9/27 2nd Period
“Today,” Stark said once everyone was assembled at the customary meeting spot at Portalocity, “we’re going to Idaho to visit the Idaho Potato Museum.”
Because potatoes were wonderful, okay?
“Where they ‘ strive to educate people about the Idaho Potato and the Potato Industry.’ I’m not sure why Idaho potatoes are different than any others but perhaps the museum will tell us. The claim is that Idaho is the ‘potato capital of the world’ so that must mean something? I’m not entirely certain where Idaho is, either, but the portal will take us there so I don’t need to.”
Putting a lot of trust in those gnomes, Stark.
“So, let’s go to Idaho. And learn about why their potatoes are so wonderful and about potatoes in general, I suppose. And we’ll eat some potatoes. Of course.”
What kind of a monster would take people to a museum about potatoes that didn’t serve potatoes?
Because potatoes were wonderful, okay?
“Where they ‘ strive to educate people about the Idaho Potato and the Potato Industry.’ I’m not sure why Idaho potatoes are different than any others but perhaps the museum will tell us. The claim is that Idaho is the ‘potato capital of the world’ so that must mean something? I’m not entirely certain where Idaho is, either, but the portal will take us there so I don’t need to.”
Putting a lot of trust in those gnomes, Stark.
“So, let’s go to Idaho. And learn about why their potatoes are so wonderful and about potatoes in general, I suppose. And we’ll eat some potatoes. Of course.”
What kind of a monster would take people to a museum about potatoes that didn’t serve potatoes?

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Learn about the history of the potato and how it made its way to Idaho (and around the rest of the world).
Watch informational videos!
Visit the outdoor potato farm equipment displays!
Enjoy the Mr. Potato Head toys
Check out some potato experiments in the Potato Lab.
Maybe you want to see the world’s largest collection of potato mashers or the world’s largest potato crisp ever made?
Of course there’s a gift shop to pick up potato paraphernalia.
And, as promised, no trip to a potato museum would be complete without the opportunity to eat potatoes. According to the museum’s website, “the Potato Station Café serves them baked, fried, in salads, cupcakes, dipped in chocolate or as bread!” There’s potato ice cream, potato salads, fries, tater dollars, and baked potatoes with a toppings bar.
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As it was, though, he was bouncing around trying to experience as much as he possibly could, oohing and ahhing and zoundsing at everything between bites of fried potato like...well...a Graham in a potato museum, really.
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But, okay, she was sort of enjoying the potato Cafe menu and the potato souivenier kitch of the gift shop.
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"Stark, hello!" Steven said.
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Wait. Don't answer. He's seen enough cupcake war crimes already in his life.
"Did you like the museum? I didn't realize Idaho potatoes were so special."
Stark just loved all potatoes.
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If the gift shop didn't officially have potato themed cat toys, Steven had absolutely bought something which could count as one.
"Before I forget, wanted to mention that Llewellyn and I won't be here next week," Steven said. "Holidays. Hope that's all right?"
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"Are you going away?" Stark asked. "For your holiday? Of course it's all right to miss things."
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Which still threw Stark a bit, sometimes. And probably meant something terrible was waiting in the wings.
"We've been going away on Thursdays and coming back in time for our classes. I like that. Things are going well with you, too?"
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Not that Stark could understand someone with trauma issues, of course. Far too far outside of his experience.
"Going away?" Steven asked. "Off island, I take it?"
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Stark nodded. "We've been going different places. It started over the summer just staying wherever we'd gone for Ignis's class and now it's different places. To keep the squirrels from bothering Summer on Fridays but they seem to have settled on Graham for Fridays now anyway."
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"Just an overnight then?" Steven asked, curious. "It's not too much for your classes the next day?"
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And they consumed a lot of caffeine.
"Neither of us has anything left after my class, either. That helps."
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Steven had tried to keep an eye out on things while they were all in this class together, but hearing it directly from Stark was different.
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No major disasters. She liked his small attempts at surprises. They went away for little trips.
"I'm happy," he said quietly. Not that it was a secret.
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Easier, certainly, when you were a space person and an honorary space person, but still possible for others!
"We tried Amsterdam, as well. That was yesterday."
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Sure, some of those places had been destroyed but hey, these things happened.
"And Summer's visited any number of worlds. There is a very nice spa she likes to visit..."
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He was really going to have to work to outdo that for next year.
"Did I tell you I found a club to take her to there, called Copper Face Jack's? When I found it looking for things to do I knew we had to at least visit."
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Where Steven was from one could not rule out someone named Jack whose face was made of actual copper.
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He would have. But he liked word play.
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OOC