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Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, July 31, 2024

Did the world need a gremlin running around the park with a lit torch? Probably not, but he'd showed up with a lit torch and Anakin had chosen the path of not arguing about it. "Welcome to Fandom Olympics!" he announced instead through his--as always--completely unnecessary bullhorn. "The events you are participating in were chosen at random last night by five porgs spinning a wheel on which all Olympic events were listed. I am calling it the most modern pentathalon!"

If the pause was for applause, he'd be waiting a bit.

"Listen for your names! No powers!"

TEAM TEAL
Vi
Eleanor
Arthur
Rey

TEAM WHITE
Kamala
Arden
Stewart
Gray

TEAM PINK
Steve M
Mariner
Thor
Yukuri

TEAM BLUE
Lydia
Jon
Lana
Steve R

TEAM GREEN
Navaan
Miguel
Dean
Beaker
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doesdoctorstuff: Navaan from Trudy Cooper's Oglaf (Consideration 4 (Huh))

Re: Artistic Swimming

[personal profile] doesdoctorstuff 2024-08-01 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm very confused," Navaan said, and boy was it weird having the shoe on this foot. "You know I'm not exploding right now already, right?"
what_the_shock: (pensive)

Re: Artistic Swimming

[personal profile] what_the_shock 2024-08-01 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
"So it's not that extra sun would be a problem if you were in a bathing suit?" Miguel asked. "If it won't explode you, what's the problem with swimming? Do you explode from chlorine?"

Look, he was doing his best.
doesdoctorstuff: Navaan from Trudy Cooper's Oglaf (You Might Be Too Stupid To Fuck)

Re: Artistic Swimming

[personal profile] doesdoctorstuff 2024-08-01 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
"No it would be," Navaan said. "But putting me in a cocoon isn't gonna help me. Well, it will help me not explode but not swim."
what_the_shock: (Oh)

Re: Artistic Swimming

[personal profile] what_the_shock 2024-08-01 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
"Wait, you mean the problem is just that you can't swim?" Miguel asked. Maybe he was getting it.
doesdoctorstuff: Navaan from Trudy Cooper's Oglaf (Sus)

Re: Artistic Swimming

[personal profile] doesdoctorstuff 2024-08-01 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
"Not in a cocoon I can't!"
what_the_shock: (pensive)

Re: Artistic Swimming

[personal profile] what_the_shock 2024-08-01 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Not a cocoon!" Miguel corrected. "More like a bodysuit. Just a layer between you and the sun."
doesdoctorstuff: Navaan from Trudy Cooper's Oglaf (Bitching)

Re: Artistic Swimming

[personal profile] doesdoctorstuff 2024-08-01 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, you didn't say that!" Navaan argued.
what_the_shock: (eyeroll/silly hat)

Re: Artistic Swimming

[personal profile] what_the_shock 2024-08-01 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, I kind of thought it was understood!" Miguel counter-argued.

"So do you want it or not?"
doesdoctorstuff: Navaan from Trudy Cooper's Oglaf (Lightbulb Moment)

Re: Artistic Swimming

[personal profile] doesdoctorstuff 2024-08-01 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
"How would that be understood? You offered to wrap me up in spiderweb! What do you think spiders do?" A thought occurred. "Wait. Do you have an army of tiny spiders on you?"
what_the_shock: (too cool)

Re: Artistic Swimming

[personal profile] what_the_shock 2024-08-01 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
"No. That was his son. I am a spider. Well, partly. I make my own webs. And I don't eat people." That was Hannibal.
doesdoctorstuff: Navaan from Trudy Cooper's Oglaf (Consideration 6 (Pondering))

Re: Artistic Swimming

[personal profile] doesdoctorstuff 2024-08-01 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Which part?" Navaan asked. "You don't seem like you got a hot spider ass."
what_the_shock: (too cool)

Re: Artistic Swimming

[personal profile] what_the_shock 2024-08-02 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey, I've got a very hot ass!" Miguel protested. "I'm just not wearing my tightest pants."
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