Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, July 31, 2024

[sith_happened]

Did the world need a gremlin running around the park with a lit torch? Probably not, but he'd showed up with a lit torch and Anakin had chosen the path of not arguing about it. "Welcome to Fandom Olympics!" he announced instead through his--as always--completely unnecessary bullhorn. "The events you are participating in were chosen at random last night by five porgs spinning a wheel on which all Olympic events were listed. I am calling it the most modern pentathalon!"

If the pause was for applause, he'd be waiting a bit.

"Listen for your names! No powers!"

TEAM TEAL
Vi
Eleanor
Arthur
Rey

TEAM WHITE
Kamala
Arden
Stewart
Gray

TEAM PINK
Steve M
Mariner
Thor
Yukuri

TEAM BLUE
Lydia
Jon
Lana
Steve R

TEAM GREEN
Navaan
Miguel
Dean
Beaker

Comments

Re: Artistic Swimming

[what_the_shock]

"No. That was his son. I am a spider. Well, partly. I make my own webs. And I don't eat people." That was Hannibal.

Re: Artistic Swimming

[doesdoctorstuff]

"Which part?" Navaan asked. "You don't seem like you got a hot spider ass."

Re: Artistic Swimming

[what_the_shock]

"Hey, I've got a very hot ass!" Miguel protested. "I'm just not wearing my tightest pants."