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Summer Smith ([personal profile] somethingwithturquoise) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2024-07-30 04:17 am
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Nightmare Party Planning from the Mid-Century; Tuesday, Third Period [07/30].

"Naturally," Summer said, to get their class going this week, "a summertime class held by me about parties is going to focus a lot on the food served at these parties, and, while I did intent to touch on other aspects, I definitely keep going back to things to serve at said parties. After all, if the company can't carry a gathering, then the food has to be the star. And, you know, I got thinking about little weenies..."

She paused, of course, blinking innocently at them for a good moment before lifting up a package of cocktail hotdogs with a brilliant grin.

"...and all the interesting things you can do to them. Any good party host should be able to know how to handle a weenie of any size, really, and while everyone's bound to be impressed by a great, big dog, it isn't always about size, but rather, how you use it."

Look, every single one of you in this class knew exactly what you were signing up for. Summer made no apologies.

"For example," she said, wondering if anyone was feeling relief, actually, for her reaching for a cloche for a change, "garnish on a Spaghetti and Currywurst Cake that you're sure to dazzle people with! No doubt they'd be impressed by how well you managed to maintain that cake-like shape!"

And don't worry, folks, there were still plenty more cloches to come!

"We can even bring these little guys into drinks as a garnish for you Bloody Mary! Definitely a conversation started, but, I'll admit, the cocktail weenies in these are more of a bonus, not the main event. For that, you could go with the classic of a jello mold or you can dress up your hot dogs in all sorts of fancy ways! Which one's your favorite? I'm partial to the one that looks like it would have modern Christians up in arms over the devil symbology. And, last but not least, we have a hot dog pie, because, like we learned last class, you can't go wrong with a pie."

Or could you?

"Naturally," Summer said sunnily, "these are just a few examples, a good jumping off point for engaging in your own inspiration for wowing your guests with your cute little weenies. Let's see what else you guys can come up with, too!"
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Stewart
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[personal profile] stykera 2024-07-30 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Stark
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2024-07-30 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Steve Rogers
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Hannibal Lecter
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[personal profile] stykera 2024-07-30 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Stark wasn't even trying to keep a straight face while Summer talked. It just wasn't possible.
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[personal profile] stykera 2024-07-30 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Stark was making some hot dog palm trees. He was feeling palm trees for some mysterious reason.

And he was eyeing the spaghetti thing curiously. How did it stay together?
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2024-07-30 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Our goal has generally be to discourage weenies from attending parties," Steve said with a tiny smile. "Have we been doing it wrong?"
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2024-07-30 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Steve grinned back. "Thank you?"