http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/ ([identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-05-05 10:21 am
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Ooh tudey is a sed dey. I veell meess ell yuoo seneeurs. Yuoo veell elveys hefe-a a leettle-a sput in my beeg, svedeesh heert! Ooh vhy dues thees hefe-a tu heppee!

The Chef bursts into tears. Das Schnitzel rolls her eyes and turns on her chicken to human translator.

"Don't worry about him students. He's a little dramatic. It runs in his family. You should see his mother on Thanksgiving. All "My sun luvs a chickee! My sun luvs a chickee!" Quite the pain in the ass, really." she says.

Today's Menu Is:
-Senior Pick! (If you're a senior you pick what you want to eat)

-Tacos

-Enchiladas

-Nachos

-Virgin Margaritas (But judging from her somewhat pleasant demenor, Schnitzel's margarita definitely isn't a virgin)

"Happy Cinco de Mayo and congratulations to the seniors. Chef and I will miss you very much."