fandomhigh | Self-Defence For Shinies, Tuesday, 1st Period

There was no nerf--animal or toy--to be seen today, but the class was still meeting in the Danger Shop, so take that for the warning it probably was. "My wife is obsessed with a movie about an FBI agent who infiltrates a beauty pageant and her special skill was teaching self-defense," Anakin began. "She made sure everyone remembered to SING--solar plexus, instep, nose, groin--when approached by an attacker. This works with standard humanoid attackers, and we'll begin with those, but will get you nowhere with Wookiees, Hutts, or Trandoshans."

"For starters, Hutts don't have insteps," Ahsoka added dryly. "And good luck reaching a Wookiee's nose."

"And you're going to have to do much more than just punch a Trandoshan to knock them over," Anakin said, nodding. "We'll start with boring, squishy humanoids first."

Ahsoka gestured at the controls and a row of training dummies appeared. And NPCakin.

"Hey," Anakin said, pointing to his other self.

"I don't know where he came from," Ahsoka replied. "It looks like it just put him in automatically."

You could thank Cara for that, Anakin.

"Uh huh," Anakin said dryly. "Well, I'm sure the fake me is much less of a challenge."

Was it the way NPCakin was trying to edge behind Ahsoka that gave you that impression?

Probably, yeah. "Start out easy, then progress to your skill level. Ben, start with the Hutts."