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fandomhigh2024-05-31 12:42 am
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Doctoring 101, Friday, First Period
Once again, because Navaan's students were the absolute luckiest, they were meeting in town to catch a portal back to Navaan's world. "I hope you have your bags and your leeches," she announced as soon as they were gathered. "Because today we're going to actually start doctoring! I'm friends with these monks and I take care of them. I even killed a god to keep my little guys safe, so a few ground rules. Rule one: These guys are important to me, so take this very seriously. I want to see everyone's A-games, you got that? Rule two: These are my patients. I'm letting you help them because you're my students, but absolutely no poaching. You can get your own patients on your own time. Rule three: Okay, I forget rule three, but I'm sure it's important and I'll tell you as soon as I remember it. Don't break it anyway, you've been warned."
She glared at the class, making sure that they saw she was very, very serious. "Now, when we get to them, you're each gonna get a monk, you'll diagnose the issue, and then we'll discuss what we think the best treatment is." The portal opened behind her and she gestured her students through. "Oh! Right! I remember Rule Three!"
When the students stepped through the portal, they'd see a brilliant circus under the night sky. Lanterns and torches provided light, there were people teeming everywhere, with barkers crying out games, wares, and sideshows. "The third rule is..." Navaan began as she stepped out from the portal. Then she stopped, staring in fascination at the circus.
"Why didn't anyone tell me this was on?" she asked, before running pell-mell towards the big top. "Let's go, guys! We're going to the circus!"
[Both links go to a NSFW comics!]
She glared at the class, making sure that they saw she was very, very serious. "Now, when we get to them, you're each gonna get a monk, you'll diagnose the issue, and then we'll discuss what we think the best treatment is." The portal opened behind her and she gestured her students through. "Oh! Right! I remember Rule Three!"
When the students stepped through the portal, they'd see a brilliant circus under the night sky. Lanterns and torches provided light, there were people teeming everywhere, with barkers crying out games, wares, and sideshows. "The third rule is..." Navaan began as she stepped out from the portal. Then she stopped, staring in fascination at the circus.
"Why didn't anyone tell me this was on?" she asked, before running pell-mell towards the big top. "Let's go, guys! We're going to the circus!"
[Both links go to a NSFW comics!]

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"Good, huh?" Navaan said as Stewart inhaled a lungful of smoke that seemed to coil in sinuous forms in his chest, tasting of plums and snowmelt and sparkles. She took a hit off her own before passing it to the lady to the left of her. Navaan was very polite when it came to drugs, thank you.
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The smirk spread into an easy smile of a joyous contentment as the drug within started to make it's effects on him known, and a sigh to match as he leaned back to just enjoy the simple familiarity of wantonly imbibing suspect substances in dingy quarters with a cluster of like-minded individuals at an absolutely absurd hour of the day.
He'd miss this particular kind of camaraderie.
He missed Roald.
But before that thought could wrap around him and make him start feeling a bit mauling, the plum and snowmelt and sparkles embraced him instead, pulling out of him a pleased, manic little giggle.
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But, you know, it could be better. Taking another deep inhale from her hose, she waited until she absolutely had to breathe, then leaned over to Stewart and exhaled the smoke into his waiting mouth.
Aww yeah. It was definitely about to get better. And in deference to community standards and just general goddamn decency (neither of which were important to Navaan, but still), the flap to the Tent of Hedonism closed, keeping all further shenanigans out of sight.