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fandomhigh2024-05-31 12:42 am
doesdoctorstuff) wrote in fandomhigh2024-05-31 12:42 am
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Doctoring 101, Friday, First Period
Once again, because Navaan's students were the absolute luckiest, they were meeting in town to catch a portal back to Navaan's world. "I hope you have your bags and your leeches," she announced as soon as they were gathered. "Because today we're going to actually start doctoring! I'm friends with these monks and I take care of them. I even killed a god to keep my little guys safe, so a few ground rules. Rule one: These guys are important to me, so take this very seriously. I want to see everyone's A-games, you got that? Rule two: These are my patients. I'm letting you help them because you're my students, but absolutely no poaching. You can get your own patients on your own time. Rule three: Okay, I forget rule three, but I'm sure it's important and I'll tell you as soon as I remember it. Don't break it anyway, you've been warned."
She glared at the class, making sure that they saw she was very, very serious. "Now, when we get to them, you're each gonna get a monk, you'll diagnose the issue, and then we'll discuss what we think the best treatment is." The portal opened behind her and she gestured her students through. "Oh! Right! I remember Rule Three!"
When the students stepped through the portal, they'd see a brilliant circus under the night sky. Lanterns and torches provided light, there were people teeming everywhere, with barkers crying out games, wares, and sideshows. "The third rule is..." Navaan began as she stepped out from the portal. Then she stopped, staring in fascination at the circus.
"Why didn't anyone tell me this was on?" she asked, before running pell-mell towards the big top. "Let's go, guys! We're going to the circus!"
[Both links go to a NSFW comics!]
She glared at the class, making sure that they saw she was very, very serious. "Now, when we get to them, you're each gonna get a monk, you'll diagnose the issue, and then we'll discuss what we think the best treatment is." The portal opened behind her and she gestured her students through. "Oh! Right! I remember Rule Three!"
When the students stepped through the portal, they'd see a brilliant circus under the night sky. Lanterns and torches provided light, there were people teeming everywhere, with barkers crying out games, wares, and sideshows. "The third rule is..." Navaan began as she stepped out from the portal. Then she stopped, staring in fascination at the circus.
"Why didn't anyone tell me this was on?" she asked, before running pell-mell towards the big top. "Let's go, guys! We're going to the circus!"
[Both links go to a NSFW comics!]
The Circus
Your teacher has vanished into the crowds and the portal has closed behind you. Don't worry though! There's plenty of stuff you can do and none of it seems to require tickets!
Ride The Angry Giant's...Gianthood
See how long you can ride it! The current record is 103 seconds!
[Try to contain your surprise, but this link also goes to an NSFW comic]
Wheel of Swearing
Re: Wheel of Swearing
What he would do with them was future!him's problem.
Re: Wheel of Swearing
Fuck it, he was going for both. YOLO and all that.
Blind Chicken Melee
Or, if you're really good, head to the advanced ring and do the same thing while oiled up!
Re: Blind Chicken Melee
Which was exactly how he found himself sporting a hilariously unnecessary blindfold, and proving himself to suddenly be the absurdly skilled mount that everyone wanted to ride on their way to victory.
It would probably be a very good idea to find time to shower before spending too much time in front of a campfire later, though, what with this oil...
Jelly Golem Wrestling
Whack-A-Mole