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fandomhigh2006-05-04 06:34 am
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School Announcements, May 4
Zordon? Definitely annoyed this morning. More than annoyed. Possibly enraged. Can you tell from the voice, though? Not so much, but it might leak through a bit, yes.
"Good morning, students, or not so good morning as the case may be. Yes, the standoff with the washers and dryers continues, possibly aggravated by certain students' attempts to take matters into their own hands. The fifth floor doors appear to have accepted our terms, though one or two of them may not have been informed of this yet. Negotiations in the laundry room are still taking place, and any progress made will be reported to you as it develops. We have, however, received yet another ransom note today."
Really, you can almost hear the collective groaning from both Zordon and Alpha 5.
"We, the correction implements of Fandom High, feel that we have been taken for granted for far too long. We object to students recording everything on the page or the screen so quickly and having to correct much of what they write, a circumstance which taxes us to the extreme. This must not continue, and in order to stand up for our rights we are on strike as of this morning. It is our recommendation that students think about what they want to express before they express it. And make it funny.."
"Zordon?"
A distinguishable sigh. "Yes, Alpha?"
"I hope no one still has finals to do today!"
There's that burst of ancient intergalactic obscene babble again. "For those of you who still have finals or final papers to complete, please, please, please proceed with caution. We apologize sincerely for this inconvenience. Thank you, and attempt to have a nice day. Fake it if you have to. And please remember that going to class in a towel is preferable to going to class in one's underwear."
[OOC: Again, please see this post for further details on today's Inanimate Object Strike. This goes for pencil erasers, correction fluid, and your backspace key. Yes, you have to tell them jokes. If you didn't have a chance to play with the fifth-floor doors yesterday, you still can; otherwise, feel free to assume your door is back to normal.
Well. As normal as a Fandom door will get.]
"Good morning, students, or not so good morning as the case may be. Yes, the standoff with the washers and dryers continues, possibly aggravated by certain students' attempts to take matters into their own hands. The fifth floor doors appear to have accepted our terms, though one or two of them may not have been informed of this yet. Negotiations in the laundry room are still taking place, and any progress made will be reported to you as it develops. We have, however, received yet another ransom note today."
Really, you can almost hear the collective groaning from both Zordon and Alpha 5.
"We, the correction implements of Fandom High, feel that we have been taken for granted for far too long. We object to students recording everything on the page or the screen so quickly and having to correct much of what they write, a circumstance which taxes us to the extreme. This must not continue, and in order to stand up for our rights we are on strike as of this morning. It is our recommendation that students think about what they want to express before they express it. And make it funny.."
"Zordon?"
A distinguishable sigh. "Yes, Alpha?"
"I hope no one still has finals to do today!"
There's that burst of ancient intergalactic obscene babble again. "For those of you who still have finals or final papers to complete, please, please, please proceed with caution. We apologize sincerely for this inconvenience. Thank you, and attempt to have a nice day. Fake it if you have to. And please remember that going to class in a towel is preferable to going to class in one's underwear."
[OOC: Again, please see this post for further details on today's Inanimate Object Strike. This goes for pencil erasers, correction fluid, and your backspace key. Yes, you have to tell them jokes. If you didn't have a chance to play with the fifth-floor doors yesterday, you still can; otherwise, feel free to assume your door is back to normal.
Well. As normal as a Fandom door will get.]
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"They threw lint at us! Lint!"