Self-Defence For Shinies, Tuesday, 1st Period

[snipsnspecks]

Was there anything at all ominous in the fact that class was taking place in the preserve, and more specifically the part where paintball class had been held yesterday? Almost certainly, but perhaps you were too distracted by the fact both your teachers were human (and one of them was distinctly unhappy about it) to notice yet.

"Don't ask," Anakin said, rubbing his arm. "Just accept that Fandom is being very odd this week." Because he'd asked and gotten smacked. "Today we're going to explore preparing for the unexpected!"

Like waking up human! Definitely a thing that many of the students could relate to!

"The unexpected can take many forms," Ahsoka, who for some reason had felt absolutely no compunctions about letting Anakin's idea for class run wild today, said. "Like having to do laps on uneven terrain."

Uneven, booby-trapped terrain. Which they would not warn you about because then it wouldn't be unexpected! Jedi teachers were wild. "After you're warmed up, we'll work on punch techniques," Anakin said. "Some of you need work."

"Plus, everyone needs to practice, regardless of skill."

After you got yourself out of the booby traps! What a fun day you'll have.

Comments

Sign In - SDS 02

[snipsnspecks]

Like you're having A Day

Re: Sign In - SDS 02

[giveittoyoursister]

Vi

Re: Sign In - SDS 02

[momslilassassin]

Ben Skywalker

Re: Sign In - SDS 02

[what_big_teeth]

Eleanor Zarrin

Re: Sign In - SDS 02

[afraid_of_marshmallows]

Arden Finch

Re: Sign In - SDS 02

[intheeyeofthebeholding]

Jonathan Sims

Listen to Your Teachers - SDS 02

[snipsnspecks]

If you can focus on what they're saying as opposed to their current species.

Laps! - SDS 02

[snipsnspecks]

Through the paintball course with all its unexploded paint traps!

Re: Laps! - SDS 02

[momslilassassin]

Ben thought that because he'd been in paintball class, he knew where all of the booby traps were from yesterday.

And angry squawk halfway around proved that to be woefully untrue.

Re: Laps! - SDS 02

[afraid_of_marshmallows]

Arden also fell into the same metaphorical trap as Ben. Before falling into a different, more literal trap, like Ben.

She got up covered in yellow paint. You know, this was just par for the course today. At least she had a few hours to get back to Midnight, wash up, yell at Kamala, and change before her fifth period class.

Punching! - SDS 02

[snipsnspecks]

Which you probably are in quite the mood for after that cardio session.

Re: Punching! - SDS 02

[momslilassassin]

Ben was covered in pink paint--it clashed with his hair--and he glared at Anakin as he went through his workout.

Re: Punching! - SDS 02

[afraid_of_marshmallows]

Just what she wanted to do, covered in paint. Punch.

She was pretty sure the Dean was a sadist.

Talk to Your Teachers - SDS 02

[snipsnspecks]

Questions about Ahsoka's current state of person will be ignored. At best.

Re: Talk to Your Teachers - SDS 02

[sith_happened]

"Sooooo..." said Anakin, who'd never in his life stepped away from a potential bad decision, "...how are you?"

Re: Talk to Your Teachers - SDS 02

[snipsnspecks]

Ahsoka punched him. With the Force.

Re: Talk to Your Teachers - SDS 02

[sith_happened]

Anakin flew a comically long distance and hit the ground with a thump. "Right. So not great."

OOC - SDS 02

[snipsnspecks]

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