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fandomhigh2024-05-15 09:05 am
sith_happened) wrote in fandomhigh2024-05-15 09:05 am
Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, May 15, 2024
Good morning, everyone! It's time for another summer of Anakin Skywalker Pretends This Teaches Team Building But Mostly Amuses Himself!
Or "Shenanigans."
The bleachers for viewing were set up in the park, close to the pond and near the Belthazor Commemorative Divot. Food vendors, remembering how this worked, had arrived with hot dogs, popcorn, and rum for the squirrels. And coffee. Just...so much coffee. Huge flatscreens were set up facing the bleachers, which the hint that today's event would not just stay inside the park, and the cameras were trained at...well, ankle height or the sky for now because squirrels and rum.
Anakin and his bullhorn were standing behind a folding table stacked high with brightly patterned shirts, and people who had been here before knew that just because the shirts were free, it never, ever meant you wanted to wear them.
"GOOD MORNING!" he boomed through the completely unnecessary bullhorn when enough people were gathered. "Welcome to another summer of team building activities!"
He might be waiting for a while if he was expecting cheers, just saying.
"Today, as has become tradition, we shall conduct a relay race around the island to acquaint you newcomers with where various stores and landmarks are!" he said. "Please listen as your name is called and then come up for your team-building clothing."
AKA: bizarre shirts.
"You will be in four teams of seven players each. You may not use your powers, should you have any, today."
TEAM DROPBEARS
Jane
Mariner
Beaker
Belle
Raiden
Senshi
Dean
TEAM BIGFOOT
Cal
Gale
Rey
Donald
Eddie
Lydia
Vi
TEAM JACKALOPES
Miguel
Steve M
Jonathan
Kamala
Stewart
Steph
Summer
TEAM TREE OCTOPUS
Lana
Steve R
Navaan
Eleanor
Stark
Mary
Arden
Or "Shenanigans."
The bleachers for viewing were set up in the park, close to the pond and near the Belthazor Commemorative Divot. Food vendors, remembering how this worked, had arrived with hot dogs, popcorn, and rum for the squirrels. And coffee. Just...so much coffee. Huge flatscreens were set up facing the bleachers, which the hint that today's event would not just stay inside the park, and the cameras were trained at...well, ankle height or the sky for now because squirrels and rum.
Anakin and his bullhorn were standing behind a folding table stacked high with brightly patterned shirts, and people who had been here before knew that just because the shirts were free, it never, ever meant you wanted to wear them.
"GOOD MORNING!" he boomed through the completely unnecessary bullhorn when enough people were gathered. "Welcome to another summer of team building activities!"
He might be waiting for a while if he was expecting cheers, just saying.
"Today, as has become tradition, we shall conduct a relay race around the island to acquaint you newcomers with where various stores and landmarks are!" he said. "Please listen as your name is called and then come up for your team-building clothing."
AKA: bizarre shirts.
"You will be in four teams of seven players each. You may not use your powers, should you have any, today."
TEAM DROPBEARS
Jane
Mariner
Beaker
Belle
Raiden
Senshi
Dean
TEAM BIGFOOT
Cal
Gale
Rey
Donald
Eddie
Lydia
Vi
TEAM JACKALOPES
Miguel
Steve M
Jonathan
Kamala
Stewart
Steph
Summer
TEAM TREE OCTOPUS
Lana
Steve R
Navaan
Eleanor
Stark
Mary
Arden
Re: LEG 4
"Thanks." Look, you didn't spend most of your life in the PNW without learning what the Canadian term for a beanie was. "No idea if that's going to make Anakin's facial muscles twitch but it's worth a shot."
Anyway, Summer was the one who was going to have to run through the streets with these later, so maybe they should worry about that more?