Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, May 15, 2024

[sith_happened]

Good morning, everyone! It's time for another summer of Anakin Skywalker Pretends This Teaches Team Building But Mostly Amuses Himself!

Or "Shenanigans."

The bleachers for viewing were set up in the park, close to the pond and near the Belthazor Commemorative Divot. Food vendors, remembering how this worked, had arrived with hot dogs, popcorn, and rum for the squirrels. And coffee. Just...so much coffee. Huge flatscreens were set up facing the bleachers, which the hint that today's event would not just stay inside the park, and the cameras were trained at...well, ankle height or the sky for now because squirrels and rum.

Anakin and his bullhorn were standing behind a folding table stacked high with brightly patterned shirts, and people who had been here before knew that just because the shirts were free, it never, ever meant you wanted to wear them.

"GOOD MORNING!" he boomed through the completely unnecessary bullhorn when enough people were gathered. "Welcome to another summer of team building activities!"

He might be waiting for a while if he was expecting cheers, just saying.

"Today, as has become tradition, we shall conduct a relay race around the island to acquaint you newcomers with where various stores and landmarks are!" he said. "Please listen as your name is called and then come up for your team-building clothing."

AKA: bizarre shirts.

"You will be in four teams of seven players each. You may not use your powers, should you have any, today."

TEAM DROPBEARS
Jane
Mariner
Beaker
Belle
Raiden
Senshi
Dean

TEAM BIGFOOT
Cal
Gale
Rey
Donald
Eddie
Lydia
Vi

TEAM JACKALOPES
Miguel
Steve M
Jonathan
Kamala
Stewart
Steph
Summer

TEAM TREE OCTOPUS
Lana
Steve R
Navaan
Eleanor
Stark
Mary
Arden

Comments

Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[sith_happened]

WTF is a tree octopus, Anakin. Meet your team! Be weirdly disappointed that some of these shirts aren't retina burning!

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[grenadesandohana]

"Is it a bad sign that I wish this was uglier?" Steve asked, pulling his first shirt off and putting the free one on.

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[what_the_shock]

"That, or you've done too many of these things," Miguel said.

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[single_man_tear]

Look. This only confirms everything Atton has told Dean about Anakin. Absolutely.

However...

"Not going to lie," Dean said buttoning up. "I'm digging the shirt."

Of course he would.

"What's a dropbear?"

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[meepmeepmeep]

"Meep meep meep meep mee," Beaker told him unhelpfully, putting on a matching shirt.

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[needsacatchphrase]

"You made it!" Look, Jane was just relieved to have some normal weirdness after yesterday.

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[what_big_teeth]

Eleanor was frowning at her shirt a little, unable to help but wonder if her team placement was somehow oddly targeted.

Which was ridiculous, coincidences were a thing, but still!

She was still going to have to show her mother next time she visited, though.

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[justalittlerepressed]

This shirt? For sure being given to Chris. Or maybe Buck depending on who saw it first and fell in love with that ugly face.

"I really shoulda known better than to think an EMT should be on site for this," Eddie said with a sigh.

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[thatwaslucky]

Rey knew of Bigfoot. If anything she'd only ever seen that one picture.

So this was getting a "Huh," as she put the shirt on.

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[aroughtempestiwillraise]

"How exciting!" He would, of course, burn this shirt after. Also, lose that enthusiasm after being forced to run. Let him live in this falsehood a little while longer, though.

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[x_wondrous_x]

Considering how some of his classes thus far had included Video Games and Banana Food Crimes, Stewart really didn't think anything about there being something called Shenanigans blocked out for a good portion of Wednesday. In fact, Shenanigans sounded like something right up his alley.

Stewart was about to be very disappointed in what kind of Shenaningans they were.

Well, until the shaudenfruede kicked in, anyway.

The whole process would be a roller coaster. For example, he was all but hissing at the brightness of the sun right now, but he was being handed a hoodie that he actually really enjoyed, aesthetically, that he could put on and flip up the hood and brood under while taking stock of exactly what all this was so.....zero sum game, at the moment. Let's see how this all played out...

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[slothbabyproductions]

"Hey Stewart!" Kamala said with a cheerful wave. "Go team Jackalopes!"

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[afraid_of_marshmallows]

Arden looked at Stewart's hoodie, and then her shirt and then back to Stewart's hoodie.

"...What are the odds you'll wanna trade shirts when this is over?" she asked, not yet having put hers on. Hers was big enough that it would probably cover her entire current outfit, but nowhere near as cool as the jackalope shirts, she can admit that.

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[mustbeawitch]

Lydia buttoned the shirt up over her dress and decided to think of it as a kind of smock, as one might wear in the stillroom or when painting. Certainly she wouldn't mind if it was ruined.

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[ifwebeworthy]

Don didn't really understand what was going on here or how his name had come into it, but he'd done many a hospital team-building exercise before and hey, free shirt!

Thor was going to hide and/or burn the shirt when he saw it, but for now it was a free shirt!

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[stykera]

"Tree octopus?" Stark said, looking at his shirt in confusion before pulling it over his head.

"There have been much worse shirts."

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[carbsliftthespirit]

"Aw," Raiden said when he saw his shirt. "It's cute!" Were drop bears real? He had gotten conflicting information on that front over the years, and mostly he was wondering because he wondered if they were delicious. Koalas tasted like ass, but what about drop bears?

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[drumsticksandd20s]

"Not gonna lie," Steph said, holding the shirt at arm's length and looking it over, "this is almost kinda rad."

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[giveittoyoursister]

"Better looking than mine," Vi said, having already removed the sleeves off hers.

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[moreofaponchoguy]

Cal had come to watch, and then he heard his name get called. He probably should have gotten a warning about this.

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[somethingwithturquoise]

Summer shrugged a little after looking at her shirt for a moment and then tugging it on.

"Either Anakin's losing his touch," she mused mildly, "or we're in for some really gnarly shit toward the end of the semester...."

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[sailor_meshi]

Senshi had just been trying to get to his apartment and now his name was being called. What was happening?

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[noonedecidesmyfate]

"Drop bears? Are those a real thing?"

They might be in some fairytale land, Belle. You came from a place where people traveled by magic bean!

She pulled the new shirt on over her existing clothing.

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[redhairgoldheart]

The shirt was a little bright, and it probably clashed with her red hair. But free clothing was free clothing. Mary had borrowed a maid's uniform from the hotel this morning because she still hadn't been able to get her own clothes back from the gremlins that raided her closet. She quickly pulled the shirt on and tried to blend in as best she could.

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[regulationslacker]

Mariner eyed off her shirt warily, remembering all those times Boimler or Rutherford went on about some kind of cosmic koala.