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Beaker No!/Beaker Yes! [Friday 4/26, 3rd Period]
“The island is being even weirder than usual,” Sam grumbled at the front of the classroom to whoever might have come into class that day. “I am sure you are all aware and are being very careful!”
He was sure of no such thing but it sounded good and Sam Eagle did like to sound good.
“I enlisted the help of Captain Rogers to secure your other…” Sam sighed. “Instructor.” It was as if saying the word pained him. “In light of recent events. It seemed best for your safety, my safety, and the safety of the world. Perhaps even the universe!”
“So! Beaker is securely locked away until it is deemed safe to release him. I have been informed I am not qualified to judge that so I will defer to my colleague Captain Rogers in this matter.”
Surely Captain America could contain one Muppet? Right?
Perhaps his body but never his imagination! Behold, the legitimately terrifying giant Fire Extinguisher On Wheels, Now With Flame Shooting Capacity that literally no one had asked for. Sorry, Sam.
“WHAT IS THAT?!” Sam demanded.
Sam, now was not the time to talk. Now was the time to run.
Alas, eagles on felt feet are not so fast as Fire Extinguishers On Wheels because that wouldn’t be funny. Also the flames had a long reach.
But think of the practicality! It set the fire, then fixed the problem! Then created another problem!
“You will pay for this, Beaker!” Sam said, somehow still smoldering while coated in foam. “Class dismissed and stay safe, students!”
He was sure of no such thing but it sounded good and Sam Eagle did like to sound good.
“I enlisted the help of Captain Rogers to secure your other…” Sam sighed. “Instructor.” It was as if saying the word pained him. “In light of recent events. It seemed best for your safety, my safety, and the safety of the world. Perhaps even the universe!”
“So! Beaker is securely locked away until it is deemed safe to release him. I have been informed I am not qualified to judge that so I will defer to my colleague Captain Rogers in this matter.”
Surely Captain America could contain one Muppet? Right?
Perhaps his body but never his imagination! Behold, the legitimately terrifying giant Fire Extinguisher On Wheels, Now With Flame Shooting Capacity that literally no one had asked for. Sorry, Sam.
“WHAT IS THAT?!” Sam demanded.
Sam, now was not the time to talk. Now was the time to run.
Alas, eagles on felt feet are not so fast as Fire Extinguishers On Wheels because that wouldn’t be funny. Also the flames had a long reach.
But think of the practicality! It set the fire, then fixed the problem! Then created another problem!
“You will pay for this, Beaker!” Sam said, somehow still smoldering while coated in foam. “Class dismissed and stay safe, students!”
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