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Beaker No!/Beaker Yes! [Friday 4/12, 3rd Period]
“There is a party tonight,” Sam announced. “At the home of Captain Rogers!” Yes, Sam did sound giddy about it. Could you blame him, really?
“So today,” Sam continued, “we shall discuss etiquette for formal events! Specifically we shall be discussing proper attire.” He glared at the gathered students and then at Beaker. Mostly at Beaker.
"Meep meep meep meep meep," Beaker said. What? He wore a tie! "Meep meep meep mee!" he added, wheeling out a huge table full of things that could go on hats.
If you squinted. And were Beaker. And thought that putting live birds on a hat could be okay as long as they said yes.
Consent was important but Sam did not approve of birds on hats. Birds in hats, though…
“Ah, yes,” Sam said, somehow side-eyeing Beaker and the birds even though his eyes didn’t move. “Hats can be a very important part of an ensemble and hats were recommended for tonight’s soiree!”
"Meep meep mee!" Beaker agreed, leaving the room to get another table of even more inappropriate hat-making materials.These would be flammable to make an impression on Tony and Steve!
"Setting other guests, your hosts, and/or the venue on fire are all highly inappropriate behaviors," Sam snapped. "Desist at once!"
“So today,” Sam continued, “we shall discuss etiquette for formal events! Specifically we shall be discussing proper attire.” He glared at the gathered students and then at Beaker. Mostly at Beaker.
"Meep meep meep meep meep," Beaker said. What? He wore a tie! "Meep meep meep mee!" he added, wheeling out a huge table full of things that could go on hats.
If you squinted. And were Beaker. And thought that putting live birds on a hat could be okay as long as they said yes.
Consent was important but Sam did not approve of birds on hats. Birds in hats, though…
“Ah, yes,” Sam said, somehow side-eyeing Beaker and the birds even though his eyes didn’t move. “Hats can be a very important part of an ensemble and hats were recommended for tonight’s soiree!”
"Meep meep mee!" Beaker agreed, leaving the room to get another table of even more inappropriate hat-making materials.These would be flammable to make an impression on Tony and Steve!
"Setting other guests, your hosts, and/or the venue on fire are all highly inappropriate behaviors," Sam snapped. "Desist at once!"
Sign In [4/12]
Re: Sign In [4/12]
Re: Sign In [4/12]
Listen to the Lecture [4/12]
Make a hat! [4/12]
Talk to the Teachers [4/12]
OOC