fandomhigh | Beaker No!/Beaker Yes! [Friday 4/5, 3rd Period]

“Now that all of that unpleasantness from last week is behind us,” Sam said, glaring at the room and especially Beaker, “we can return to a useful class!”

He knew what you did with that fanged woman, Beaker, even if he’d learned it against his will.

“Today we shall be discussing simple meals. Meals not even Beaker can ruin.”

Sam, you were just taunting the gods of chaos and Muppet physics now. You fool.

"Meep meep meep meep meep," Beaker said, holding up a bag of microwave popcorn threateningly. Don't make him make it smell like burned popcorn until the end of time, Sam. He'd do it.

Sam sighed. “Popcorn is not a meal even if it is a whole grain! However! I have it on very good authority that Cup Noodle™ is delicious and filling!”

And surely no one could ignite styrofoam, right? "Meep meep meep?" Beaker said, peering inside the cup suspiciously.

“You only need to add boiling water!” Sam said. Surely Beaker would be fine with that much cooking!

"Meep meep!" Beaker said, sticking the entire thing, spice packet and all, into the microwave. And forgetting about the water.

Sam should have foreseen this. He should have foreseen the smoking microwave. He really should have foreseen the fire suppressant system being triggered. Somehow he did not.

“You must never tell Gladio of this!” Sam sputtered from under the pile of foam.

"Meep meep meep meep!"

Surely the rest of you can do better?