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Guud murneeng stoodents! Ere-a yuoor feenels gueeng vell? I remember feenels veek vhee I ves in schuul...spent zee vhule-a teeme-a under my bed, cryeeng.

Unyveys.

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Creb Cekes

-Mecurunee und Cheese-a

-Seled

-Peunoot Bootter Cuukeees

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[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"Not bad," Pip said. "The laundry machine took a pair of my cameo pants, though. And why are you arguing with me?"

[nadiathesaint]

"They're on strike. I heard about that." Nadia sighed. She started to tell Pip that Walter was gay, which he knew, that he'd just broken up with Victor a little while ago, which he knew and break-ups hadn't stopped very many couples around here, and that she was afraid Walter hadn't liked it, which she knew wasn't true because Walter had said he had. So she shook her head. "I have no idea."