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Guud murneeng stoodents! Ere-a yuoor feenels gueeng vell? I remember feenels veek vhee I ves in schuul...spent zee vhule-a teeme-a under my bed, cryeeng.

Unyveys.

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Creb Cekes

-Mecurunee und Cheese-a

-Seled

-Peunoot Bootter Cuukeees

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[nadiathesaint]

Kissage or death or cake? These things are not the same, even to a sixteen year old with a very, very big crush.

"That's not the same."

Wait, why is she arguing? Because Walter's gay? Oh yeah. But he said he liked it. that was last night. Mmm. Last night. hey! let's stay focused on the flailing here!

"Okay, it is, kind of." She sat up, resting her elbows on the table. "How was your day, Pip?"

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"Not bad," Pip said. "The laundry machine took a pair of my cameo pants, though. And why are you arguing with me?"

[nadiathesaint]

"They're on strike. I heard about that." Nadia sighed. She started to tell Pip that Walter was gay, which he knew, that he'd just broken up with Victor a little while ago, which he knew and break-ups hadn't stopped very many couples around here, and that she was afraid Walter hadn't liked it, which she knew wasn't true because Walter had said he had. So she shook her head. "I have no idea."