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Navaan ([personal profile] doesdoctorstuff) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2024-03-11 11:42 am
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Creative Writing--So Simple Even You Can Do It! (Probably), Monday, Period 4

"So, cliches," Navaan said once class began. "They're pretty much language that's been beaten dead as a door nail. Some folks may tell you to avoid 'em like the plague and think outside of the box when it comes to writing out your own prose, but those folks are dead wrong! They explain everything you want them to, and they're so easy, like stealing candy from a baby! Also, if anybody needs tips on how to do that, talk to me after class." Her baby-candy-theft habits had gotten a work out at the Astrotorium. "People talk about going for the low-hanging fruit like it's a bad thing. What, do you wanna spend all day on a ladder reaching for the scary ones way up high? You can be a kid in the candy store when it comes to choosing words and descriptions--also, if anybody needs tips on how to rob a candy store, also see me after class."

Your teacher was a wealth of knowledge, folks.

"We've already talked about finding the best words to describe something, but that's just the tip of the iceberg! Leaning on cliches means you can focus more on the other bits of writing you wanna do! You only live once, do you really wanna make sure every phrase you use is till the bitter end? When push comes to shove, you can let your prose rest on the cliche's laurels and focus your attention on the important stuff, like writing hot sex and drinking heavily while you brood about the next chapter. Rely on cliches, kids, and soon your books will be selling like hotcakes!"

Wealth. Of. Knowledge.