Beaker No!/Beaker Yes! [Friday 2/23, 3rd Period]

[but_mostly_america]

“Unfortunately there will be no class next week,” Sam intoned. “As many of you will be on vacation in space.” He didn’t approve. Clearly. But then Sam didn’t approve of most things. “Today we have decided to help prepare you for your upcoming travels!” Well, Sam had decided without consulting Beaker because he never consulted Beaker.

"Meep meep meep meep!" Beaker said enthusiastically, pulling a giant suitcase from…wherever it was props came from…and opening it to reveal three years worth of Shenanigan aloha shirts, a tuba, and a lit firecracker.

Because Beaker.

“Beaker!” Sam gasped. “Explosives are never allowed in checked luggage! Have you no respect for the Transportation Security Administration? Put that out right now!”

Beaker thought the TSA could probably stand for some more interesting days, but he reached into the bag and picked up the firecracker like you should also never do and held it towards Sam. "Meep?"

Sam frantically blew on the lit end of the firecracker. Except he was a Muppet. Oops?

The fire suppressant foam still works, everyone! Hooray!

"Meep meep meep," said the Beaker pile of foam. "Meep meep."

Everyone should definitely try to pack their own bags now. Add all the fruit and live animals! They loved that at Portalocity! And you had time while Sam got the foam off of his face. Right now he could see nothing!

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Re: Pack Your Suitcases! [2/23]

[but_mostly_america]

"What," Sam asked with no small amount of trepidation, "is a Missus Crumbler and why does it need a break?"

Re: Pack Your Suitcases! [2/23]

[special_rabbit]

"Why, Missus Crumbler," said Amaya, with a proud lift of her chin and a push of her hair behind her shoulder for emphasis, "is one of my best, most effective invention. It lifts," raised a fist in the air, "it chops," the other hand made a slicing motion, "it crumbles."

The lifted fist pounded into the palm of the other hand.

"You should swing by the shop sometime, see for yourself!"

Re: Pack Your Suitcases! [2/23]

[but_mostly_america]

"And why would you need any of that on vacation?" Sam asked, scandalized.

Re: Pack Your Suitcases! [2/23]

[special_rabbit]

"Because there's opportunity around every corner!" Amaya answered, confidently, without even missing a beat and giving her fist a little pump in the air. "Fortune favors the bold! And wouldn't I be just full of regrets if it turns out something happens where the perfect thing someone might need is a little bit of crumbling to get themselves out of a tough situation!"

Re: Pack Your Suitcases! [2/23]

[but_mostly_america]

"I am certain nothing will be crumbling!"

Oh Sam. Sam, Sam, Sam...

Re: Pack Your Suitcases! [2/23]

[special_rabbit]

"Well, sure," said Amaya, clearing enjoying this far too much, "and that'll be exactly why you'll need the Crumbler to Crumble it!"

Re: Pack Your Suitcases! [2/23]

[but_mostly_america]

Sam let out a frustrated huff. "Madam, I am not certain you ought to be traveling with impressionable students!"

Re: Pack Your Suitcases! [2/23]

[special_rabbit]

"But I am a student!" Amaya pointed out, with a gesture around the classroom. "Could be going as a student, not a chaperone. I am rooming with another student, even!"

Re: Pack Your Suitcases! [2/23]

[but_mostly_america]

"That may be even worse!"

Of course, if Sam had any idea what sort of business Irene ran (or the other sorts of businesses she was involved in) who would be quite adamant that she ought not to be around impressionable students either.