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Sam Eagle ([personal profile] but_mostly_america) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2024-02-23 10:20 am
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Beaker No!/Beaker Yes! [Friday 2/23, 3rd Period]

“Unfortunately there will be no class next week,” Sam intoned. “As many of you will be on vacation in space.” He didn’t approve. Clearly. But then Sam didn’t approve of most things. “Today we have decided to help prepare you for your upcoming travels!” Well, Sam had decided without consulting Beaker because he never consulted Beaker.

"Meep meep meep meep!" Beaker said enthusiastically, pulling a giant suitcase from…wherever it was props came from…and opening it to reveal three years worth of Shenanigan aloha shirts, a tuba, and a lit firecracker.

Because Beaker.

“Beaker!” Sam gasped. “Explosives are never allowed in checked luggage! Have you no respect for the Transportation Security Administration? Put that out right now!”

Beaker thought the TSA could probably stand for some more interesting days, but he reached into the bag and picked up the firecracker like you should also never do and held it towards Sam. "Meep?"

Sam frantically blew on the lit end of the firecracker. Except he was a Muppet. Oops?

The fire suppressant foam still works, everyone! Hooray!

"Meep meep meep," said the Beaker pile of foam. "Meep meep."

Everyone should definitely try to pack their own bags now. Add all the fruit and live animals! They loved that at Portalocity! And you had time while Sam got the foam off of his face. Right now he could see nothing!