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Beaker No!/Beaker Yes! [Friday 2/9, 3rd Period]
FRIDAY 2/9
Was Sam looking grumpier today than previous weeks due to last week’s shenanigans that had led to him missing class? It was possible but how could anyone tell for sure? His eyebrows were always like that.
“As you may have noticed,” Sam began, “we are now in a bank rather than our usual classroom!” Well, it was the Danger Shop’s best approximation of a bank. A bank that looked like something out of a movie from the 1970s, of course, because that was definitely Sam’s aesthetic. “Banking is a very important part of life!”
Was it though, Sam? Was it really?
Where was Beaker, who was definitely not next to Sam? He was traversing the ceiling, wearing a ski mask and a beret for added villain-y-ness, and using those suction-cup kneepads that only worked in Muppet capers. You can notice because he's also meeping dramatic theme music to himself.
Sam had (fortunately for Beaker and the amusement of everyone else) not looked up yet. “Today,” he said, oblivious, “we shall be opening bank accounts! Everyone should have at least one! How else will you keep your money safe if it is not secured in an FDIC insured facility?”
And hopefully not in a bank that was going to benot at all robbed by Beaker! Which this one was.
“I hope everyone has brought identification with them,” Sam continued, oblivious to any heists that were about to happen. “You will need it! As well as currency to deposit! American currency, preferably, though any reputable financial institution will be able to exchange other currencies for the almighty dollar!”
This was when Beaker deployed his grappling hook, swung triumphantly into the open vault…and got stuck when the door closed behind him. "MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP!"
Sam sighed the sigh of a very put-upon and very tired eagle. It was a very loud and long sigh.
“Everyone, bring your required paperwork with you and line up! Please ignore the Beaker behind the vault door,” he continued. That was almost certainly easier said than done. But surely Beaker was at least secured in there. It was a bank vault! What could be more secure?
Well, maybe a bank vault that didn't have a Muppet with slightly worrisome access to fireworks? (There had been a Lunar New Year sale!)
Because that was a wall exploding and a lot of color and smoke.
…and the fire suppression system kicking on. Again. Sorry, Sam.
Was Sam looking grumpier today than previous weeks due to last week’s shenanigans that had led to him missing class? It was possible but how could anyone tell for sure? His eyebrows were always like that.
“As you may have noticed,” Sam began, “we are now in a bank rather than our usual classroom!” Well, it was the Danger Shop’s best approximation of a bank. A bank that looked like something out of a movie from the 1970s, of course, because that was definitely Sam’s aesthetic. “Banking is a very important part of life!”
Was it though, Sam? Was it really?
Where was Beaker, who was definitely not next to Sam? He was traversing the ceiling, wearing a ski mask and a beret for added villain-y-ness, and using those suction-cup kneepads that only worked in Muppet capers. You can notice because he's also meeping dramatic theme music to himself.
Sam had (fortunately for Beaker and the amusement of everyone else) not looked up yet. “Today,” he said, oblivious, “we shall be opening bank accounts! Everyone should have at least one! How else will you keep your money safe if it is not secured in an FDIC insured facility?”
And hopefully not in a bank that was going to be
“I hope everyone has brought identification with them,” Sam continued, oblivious to any heists that were about to happen. “You will need it! As well as currency to deposit! American currency, preferably, though any reputable financial institution will be able to exchange other currencies for the almighty dollar!”
This was when Beaker deployed his grappling hook, swung triumphantly into the open vault…and got stuck when the door closed behind him. "MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP!"
Sam sighed the sigh of a very put-upon and very tired eagle. It was a very loud and long sigh.
“Everyone, bring your required paperwork with you and line up! Please ignore the Beaker behind the vault door,” he continued. That was almost certainly easier said than done. But surely Beaker was at least secured in there. It was a bank vault! What could be more secure?
Well, maybe a bank vault that didn't have a Muppet with slightly worrisome access to fireworks? (There had been a Lunar New Year sale!)
Because that was a wall exploding and a lot of color and smoke.
…and the fire suppression system kicking on. Again. Sorry, Sam.
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