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In the Cupcake of Good and Evil, Tuesday 2nd Period [2/6]
"You know what, guys?" Summer asked at the start of the class, with that grin on her face that you should be pretty used to by now. "You wanna know what I want to talk about this week? Meat."
Oh, this should go well.
Stark sighed, looked upward for a moment, and then sighed again as he looked back at Summer. “I was hoping this day wouldn't come.” No, he didn’t actually look at all upset about it. The protests were mostly just for show at this point.
"Now, there's a lot to be said about mixing a little savory with your sweet," Summer continued, "and I'm sure some people would argue that, when you start adding meat to your cupcakes, where's the line before they cross over into being muffins? That could actually be an interesting point of discussion, so if you've got opinions on it, I'd love to hear 'em, but, if you ask me, I think it all comes down to the frosting."
“Cupcakes need frosting,” Stark agreed. “And muffins don't have any. Of course, cupcakes are meant to be sweet and not meaty.” Alas, it was too late to get out of the meat now.
"And I actually went a little overboard in making examples to inspire you guys, too," Summer admitted, almost a little sheepishly, but, come on, when would she ever feel embarrassed about doing more weird foods to foist on people? "But I've got one that has bacon, two variations of chicken cupcakes, and, of course, meatloaf."
“Meatloaf and cupcake are two words that do not go together,” Stark said plaintively. “So are chicken and cupcake.”
"Well, I'm glad the bacon, at least, is acceptable!" Summer beamed happily. "What other meats might be acceptable? Let's find out!"
“Bacon is special,” Stark said. “It can go with anything.” He was almost certainly going to regret having said that, someday.
Maybe he just ought to be grateful Summer hadn't found anything with brains in it or something equally horrifying.
Oh, this should go well.
Stark sighed, looked upward for a moment, and then sighed again as he looked back at Summer. “I was hoping this day wouldn't come.” No, he didn’t actually look at all upset about it. The protests were mostly just for show at this point.
"Now, there's a lot to be said about mixing a little savory with your sweet," Summer continued, "and I'm sure some people would argue that, when you start adding meat to your cupcakes, where's the line before they cross over into being muffins? That could actually be an interesting point of discussion, so if you've got opinions on it, I'd love to hear 'em, but, if you ask me, I think it all comes down to the frosting."
“Cupcakes need frosting,” Stark agreed. “And muffins don't have any. Of course, cupcakes are meant to be sweet and not meaty.” Alas, it was too late to get out of the meat now.
"And I actually went a little overboard in making examples to inspire you guys, too," Summer admitted, almost a little sheepishly, but, come on, when would she ever feel embarrassed about doing more weird foods to foist on people? "But I've got one that has bacon, two variations of chicken cupcakes, and, of course, meatloaf."
“Meatloaf and cupcake are two words that do not go together,” Stark said plaintively. “So are chicken and cupcake.”
"Well, I'm glad the bacon, at least, is acceptable!" Summer beamed happily. "What other meats might be acceptable? Let's find out!"
“Bacon is special,” Stark said. “It can go with anything.” He was almost certainly going to regret having said that, someday.
Maybe he just ought to be grateful Summer hadn't found anything with brains in it or something equally horrifying.

Re: Make Cupcakes! [2/6]
You were getting such a look, Anakin.
"You do have nice hair. I suppose."
Stark could have nice hair if he ever tried to grow it out again.
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Plus he was kind of hopelessly in love here, Anakin. Sorry.