Beaker No!/Beaker Yes! [Friday 1/26, 3rd Period]

[but_mostly_america]

Sam Eagle was, as always, perfectly punctual.

“Students! We shall be learning about music today! Perfectly normal music, of course. Music not compelled by any meddling islands or other outside forces! Music that is not, in any way, weird!”

Beaker, riding in on a piano bike, had been told no such thing. Or if he had been told, he'd completely ignored it.

…it was probably the second thing. "Meep meep mee?"

“I said we would be learning about the pianoforte, Beaker!” Sam snapped.

And not a piano torch? Because Beaker'd brought a piano torch! "Meep mee!" he said, lighting the torch and holding it up over his head like a slightly deranged Olympian.

“Joseph from legal expressly forbid the use of open flames in your classes!”

"Meep meep meep meep meep," Beaker said, looking up at the torch. It wasn't that big a flame, Sam!

“No, it is not small enough that nobody will notice! I have already noticed! The students have noticed! It is a flame! Any flame is too large for you!”

But, but…look as he sets the interior of the piano on fire! It looks so cool, Sam! So very Eurovision! The classiest and best of music!

Sam really, really needed to consult with Captain Rogers’s husband about fire suppression methods for the classroom. Otherwise he was just going to continue being a sad, wet eagle every time the sprinklers started.

Comments

Sign In [1/26]

[but_mostly_america]

Like you're in Eurovision

Re: Sign In [1/26]

[special_rabbit]

Amaya Blackstone

Re: Sign In [1/26]

[wildgalegirl]

Charlie Gale

Re: Sign In [1/26]

[what_the_shock]

Miguel O'Hara

Re: Sign In [1/26]

[doesdoctorstuff]

Navaan

Re: Sign In [1/26]

[regulationslacker]

Beckett Mariner

Listen to the "Lecture" [1/26]

[but_mostly_america]

Yes, now would be a good time to wave your lighters in the air.

Or to show off your own fiery musical talent.

Re: Listen to the "Lecture" [1/26]

[wildgalegirl]

Charlie pulled out her guitar and started up with her version of Dolly's 'World on Fire'. Feel free to join her on the chorus.

Liar, liar the world's on fire
Whatcha gonna do when it all burns down?
Fire, fire burning higher
Still got time to turn it all around

Re: Listen to the "Lecture" [1/26]

[meepmeepmeep]

Where had Beaker gotten the giant hamster wheel to roll past on? The world may never know!

Talk to the Teachers [1/26]

[but_mostly_america]

Sam is frantically trying to rescue the piano so he might be more snappish than usual

Re: Talk to the Teachers [1/26]

[what_the_shock]

"Probably best to stay out of the way," Miguel said helpfully. He was absolutely going to try to stick Sam to the ceiling with webbing to help with that, so dodge if that's not your thing, Sam.

OOC

[but_mostly_america]

ugh