Let's try this again

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The Chef was in a very good mood today. Seeing all those kids yesterday made him very happy. Das Schnitzel, on the other hand, was glad to have everyone back to their old ages. She didn't like children much.

It ves su mooch foon seeeeng yuoo keeds ell teeny yesterdey! Yuoo vere-a ell su edureble-a. Boot I bet yuoo'fe-a hed yuoor feell ooff cuukeees und cekes, hooh? Bork Bork Bork!

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Cheeseboorgers

-Sheperd's Pie-a

-French Freees

-Seled

-Jellu

Comments

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"You could push them together."

[nadiathesaint]

"I need to get paid before I can buy sheets. Let's see, we managed to work for about twenty minutes yesterday, so between the three of us, that's a whole hour."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"If I'm using them, I can buy them."

Um. Wait a minute. Whose idea was it to talk about this as though it was normal? His? Nahh...

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"I think we should get danger pay for the lava."

[nadiathesaint]

"You're the only one who's used it since Lily left."

Nadia really needed to start thinking before she spoke. Because that statement brought on a nice, rosy blush.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Only in the most honorable of manners!

So his blush? Must just be because Nadia's blushing.

[nadiathesaint]

Walter's blush made Nadia blush harder.

This was getting ridiculous.

Time to change the subject again.

"I got tied up in shop today."

Okay, maybe not to that subject.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Evil robots?"

[nadiathesaint]

She shook her head.

"Final exam."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"That's pretty final. Did you not get a good grade?"

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"Or did you put ice cream in Mac's hair?"

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Or take his nose?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter had no response for that.

[nadiathesaint]

"I used the leatherman to cut the ropes and then used the fire extinguisher to freeze the hinges on the safe and knock them off." Nadia said, proudly. "I saw it on AKA. Only not with a safe."

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

"And then you put ice cream in his hair?"

[nadiathesaint]

"Then I duct taped him to a wall," Nadia lied cheerfully. "Because he was saying how duct tape was the best because it's hard to take it off of things."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Did he manage to get the duct tape off using just his spit and a pocket comb?" Walter had read that posting about Mac.

[nadiathesaint]

"He couldn't reach his comb," said Nadia, who was totally on a roll, now. "But he keeps a Swiss Army Knife tucked in his cheek like a chipmunk, so he used that."

Because SAK beats duct tape. And scissors.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Right. Like a chipmunk. And then you stole his nose and dropped it on the floor and broke it."

Okay, embarrassing, but funny. "Did you know that Stark's face glows?"

[nadiathesaint]

"It does? Wow." Nadia paused. "Who's Stark?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"He's in my Creature Languages class, but I saw him in the clinic yesterday when I went in He wears a mask on half his face and when he takes it off, that side of his face is just this glowing stuff."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Cool."

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia can't help but grin when she hears that Walter went to the clinic to make sure his nose wasn't broken. "But I kissed it all better!"

Sometimes she should not say words.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

When Walter woke up, he was sure there wasn't much that was overly embarrassing about the weekend. Now, he's had to reconsider.

But better than being embarrassed is getting Nadia to blush some more.

"Are you sure? It feels a little off now."

[nadiathesaint]

And blush she did. Which totally wasn't fair. "Well, I could try again, if you like."