Let's try this again

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The Chef was in a very good mood today. Seeing all those kids yesterday made him very happy. Das Schnitzel, on the other hand, was glad to have everyone back to their old ages. She didn't like children much.

It ves su mooch foon seeeeng yuoo keeds ell teeny yesterdey! Yuoo vere-a ell su edureble-a. Boot I bet yuoo'fe-a hed yuoor feell ooff cuukeees und cekes, hooh? Bork Bork Bork!

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Cheeseboorgers

-Sheperd's Pie-a

-French Freees

-Seled

-Jellu

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[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter looked at the menu and remembered telling the Chef that shepherd's pie was his favorite. Obviously he had to take extra today, since the Chef was so nice as to make it.

"Thank you."

He sat down and lit a cigarette, thinking that at least he hadn't had a weetiny nicotine fit over the weekend.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi had some of everything and slid into a seat across from Walter.

"Thanks for your help this morning... Husband."

Grinning much?

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia grabbed herself a cheeseburger and might have liked a milkshake as well and some fries and some jello, and a little bit of shepherd's pie because she might as well try it.

Then she paused because she had no idea if she should go sit next to Walter and Pippi or if she should pretend she hadn't seen her husband and wife them and go sit somewhere else.

The potential for embarrassment was great. Sure, they'd been wee as well, but they'd been really wee. She'd been nine and should have known better.

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Suddenly, a hand gently pushed Nadia forward into the seat. "Don't think you're escaping this one," Pip said as he sat down with Pippi and Walter. "So, when's the honeymoon?"

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia glared at Pip, but considering the fact that she totally remembered that she'd actually asked him about his eye, it wasn't a very wholehearted glare.

So she focused on her cheeseburger instead.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

Walter blew a cloud of smoke in Pip's general direction and made a face. "I was wee and I don't think marrying two girls at once is legal in this country, so no honeymoon.

"Hi Nadia."

No, he is not mentioning that he introduced himself to Hamlet as Walter Dornez-Longstocking-Santos.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"I'm sure we'll go for a cruse when the weather lets up. Would you like to come with? Walter said he would be the husband if he didn't have to be a daddy but that would could contract out for that position."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Well we were married by a Mountie... So we're probably only married in Canada."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

That would be Walter facepalming.

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia poked at her fries. "Pretend wedding. It was pretend. I don't think Principal Washburn really married the Mountie, either."

[nadiathesaint]

That would be Nadia blinking. A whole lot.

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi looked around.

"What? A Daddy is cheaper then a babysitter. Believe me, I know."

[cyclopeanmerc.livejournal.com]

Pip nods. "Indeed. As pretend as Walter's stolen nose, maybe?"

[nadiathesaint]

*Blink, blink, glance from Pippi, to Pip, to Walter, to Pippi, to Pip*

*Changes the subject!*

"So, this is shepherd's pie. It's pretty good."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"It was a beautiful ceremony none the less."

[nadiathesaint]

"Nope, I totally really had his nose." Nadia can't help but smile at that.

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Yesterday I told the Chef to make it more often because it's my favorite," Walter admitted, grinning over at the muppet man. "And he did."

[nadiathesaint]

"Well," Nadia says without thinking. "You did make an adorable four year old. It'd be hard to say 'no'."

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"I was little!" And gullible.

"But you married me anyway." Hah!

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi stopped mid-bite...

"Oh my goodness... Poor Wadsworth!" Then she shrugged, "Ah well."

[nadiathesaint]

"Hey," Nadia smirked. "I told you to marry Quinn, but noooooo. You had to marry me and Pippi."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Greedy little bugger aren't ya?"

[nadiathesaint]

"Oh, I'm sure he has enough blackmail material that he won't be poor for long."

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

"Ptch. I already gave him a gold coin." said Pippi munching on a fry, "Besides, who's he gonna blackmail?"

[walter-n-wires.livejournal.com]

"Says the pirate." Walter considered the sliding under the table method of dealing with his wives and decided that he was really better off brazening this one out. "So, which of you is sleeping in my room first? Or should I just go back and forth between your rooms? Or should we go down to the office and get one big room for all three of us?"